Greetings, Mystery, er, "Earth" viewers. My name is Zak, ruler of the Planet of Doom! I was sent here in Indapending Doom 1 when Zim was sent to some other planet. I was still to confused about how Zim was aloud to be an Invador to notice what planet it was. Zim, you know, Zim? Invador Zim? Yeah, the little-under-three-feet-annoying-pink-eyed-fool! He really messed things up in Indapending Doom 1. I got a rescent message from him from your home planet Myster-erm, "Earth." He told me I was banded from our home planet, Irk, 'cuz ah some stupid reasons. One, I don't use large enough words when I talk, erm, COMMUNICATE.....so? Two, I changed my verion of S.I.R. All I did was advance it. It was a pice of junck when I got it. At least I didn't get Zim's loveable moron version of S.I.R., GIR. He says it's "advanced" but by his disscription, I think its junck. Three, I wouldn't let Irk own Doom, no way! It's mine and nobody can have it!!! >: P Me and Zim are still-um, what do you call them? Penpals or something? Anyways, he told me how to telaport this "website" thingy to your "computer." You Earth creatures have the weirdest names for your strange objects. Beacause you have listened to every things I have said, I shall allow you to to pass the gates into Doom but, prepare yourself!
-Invador Zak
P.S. That S.I.R. Beside me in the picture is my verion, Sirlaa!
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