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Well, here they are!  (sorry if a few words are mixed up or aren't there.  I did these from mp3 files and they're not that great)

 

 

Voted for Ross Perot Irish Drinking Song

Wayne,  Greg, Colin, Ryan

 

Oh, I de di de di de di de di de di de di

 

Wayne: Who's the little man

Greg: With the giant ears

Colin: I voted for him years ago

Ryan: He bought me lots of beers

Wayne: He was a millionaire

Greg: And he had lots of cash

Colin: And he used it used it all

Ryan: he never bought me ________

 

Oh, I de di de di de di de di de di de di

 

Greg: He was a tiny billionaire

Colin: Tiny as can be

Ryan: He didn't get a lot of votes

Wayne: He got me!

Greg: He ran on the reform ticket

Colin: and he had big feet

Ryan: But he's still my favorite

Wayne: He cannot be beat

 

Oh, I de di de di de di de di de di de di

 

Colin: His party was a strange one

Ryan: I voted anyway

Wayne: I went and cast my ballot

Greg: I laughed along the way

Colin: He lost by a landslide

Ryan:But I support him so

Wayne: I wonder what he's doing now

Greg: I heard he lives alone

 

Oh, I de di de di de di de di de di de di

 

Ryan: I hope he runs again someday

Wayne: Maybe in a couple of years

Greg: I hope when he runs this time

Colin: He gets better ears

Ryan: Again he'll have my vote there

Wayne: you wait and see

Greg: Because there is no one else

Colin: Ha ha ha he he

 

Oh, I de di de di de di de di de di de di

 

 

Drew Carey Irish Drinking Song

Wayne, Drew, Colin, Ryan

 

Oh, I de di de di de di de di de di de di

Wayne: I've seen him on network TV

Drew: He's seen him on the streets

Colin: He's always got a great big smile

Ryan: He's looking kinda neat

Wayne: He has short hair and glasses

Drew: And other things that aren't so short

Colin: He is very kind

Ryan: And this I will retort

 

Oh, I de di de di de di de di de di de di

 

Drew: I hear he is a nice guy

Colin: He dresses really well

Ryan: The tall guy on his show is funny

Wayne: And the black guy's really swell

Drew: But let's not forget his bald friend

Colin: Cause he is really good

Ryan: Sure he gets a lot of money

Wayne: You'll never catch him in the hood

 

Oh, I de di de di de di de di de di de di

 

Colin: He's generous to all his friends

Ryan: He's got lots of cash

Wayne: And if you go (over) to his place

Drew: He'll kick you in the ash

Colin: He's got a great big TV

Ryan: He'll let you watch it there

Wayne: And then you can watch the big screen

Drew: At the little fair

 

Oh, I de di de di de di de di de di de di

 

Ryan: His glasses are kinda funny

Wayne: And people think they're fake

Drew: Especially these Glasses

Colin: He is quite a rake

Ryan: Oh but he's a very good guy now

Wayne: And he has telepathic powers

Drew: And he can fly Through the airplane-oh shoot

Colin: He's worn a thong for hours

 

Oh, I de di de di de di de di de di de di

 

Slept With an Ugly Women Irish Drinking Song

Wayne, Brad, Colin, Ryan

 

Oh, I de di de di de di de di de di de di

 

Wayne: Once I was celebration'

Brad: I went to bed

Colin: I had to much to drink

Ryan: woke up to an ugly head

Wayne: She turned over

Brad: And I saw her face

Colin: I screamed in surprise

Ryan: And I sprayed her with mace

 

Oh, I de di de di de di de di de di de di

 

Brad: I jumped down and ran away

Colin: And put on all my clothes

Ryan: And then I ran from the house

Wayne: I hit her I do suppose

Brad: But she chased right after me

Colin: She got into her car

Ryan: She didn't get there

Wayne: She looked like Jamie Farr

 

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Colin: Although she was so ugly

Ryan: I took her anyway

Wayne: I use her to scare children away

Brad: What the hey

Colin: Boy it really worked good

Ryan: I remember that day

Wayne: Then I took her to the dog park

Brad: Said 'what the hey'

 

Oh, I de di de di de di de di de di de di

 

Ryan: I tried to forget it

Wayne: I try to drink a lot

Brad: Because she was so ugly

Coliin: She need.....................

Ryan: Then that day would come again

Wayne: That I'd meet her

Brad: I was so scared

Colin: it looked like someone had beat her

 

Oh, I de di de di de di de di de di de di

 

Got Arrested Irish Drinking Song

 

Oh, I de di de di de di de di de di de di

 

Wayne: I was driving down the road

Drew: I was driving very fast

Colin:  I was stopped by the cops

Ryan:  I knew it wouldn't last

Wayne: He grabbed me and he cuffed me

Drew:  He kicked me in the rump

Colin:  Then he looked me in the eye

Ryan:  Oh a speed bump!

 

Oh, I de di de di de di de di de di de di

 

Drew:  Oh I went to jail that night

Colin: Boy it was so tough

Ryan:  All the other guys laughed at me

Wayne: They treated me real rough

Drew:  When I took a shower

Colin:  When I took a bath

Ryan:  The soap fell right on the floor

Wayne:  And I began to laugh

 

Oh, I de di de di de di de di de di de di

 

Colin: The bars really depressed Me

Ryan:  I don't go no more

Wayne:  Because I'm stuck here

Drew: My mother is a whore

Colin: Boy that's a problem

Ryan:  But I don't care

Wayne:  Because you understand

Drew:  I'm wearing her underwear

 

Oh, I de di de di de di de di de di de di

 

Ryan:  Oh people think I'm strange now!

Wayne: People think I'm weird

Drew:  People think I'm fully

Colin:  But I'm not a feared

Ryan:  I don't care

Wayne:  What people say

Drew: I'll dance and sing all day

Colin:  I'll Redecorate! I'M GAY!

 

Oh, I de di de di de di de di de di de di