You must possibly be the most boring woman on Earth
Well I better get tickets to the ska punk slamboree or i'm gonna.....i'm gonna.....well, i might be severly dissapointed but uh...okee time to hyperbole-o-rama (isn't it crazy how somehow i manage to use howell language in everyday dialogue?)well if i don't get tickets i'll go on a murderous rampage using missile-equipped zebras riding on a yellow polka dotted army tank in Uganda...(if that isn't a hyperbole I don't know what is. Well tell me a better one that was just the first thing off my head)On second thought,theres an actual place called Uganda??? Wow. I bet theres more humourous names in the world but hey, i just got back from the gym, i'm tired, and geography isn't the uppermost thing on my mind. Food is. Especially pineapple pizza and chips and salsa, the traditional breakfast at Sarahs house, well at least when i'm there. Mmm...*drools* Yeah i need to make up for the few precious calories i just previously burned. And i am now doing that with a fruit roll up. yup. Well everyone enjoy the craptaculous stanford testing week *shudder*, i know i am ; )
How would you like to make BIG MONEY while sitting at home in your bathrobe eating cake frosting straight from the can whenever you felt like it? If this sounds like an ideal career to you, then you should get into "online trading" which means getting rich by buying and selling stocks on the internet, a worldwide network of computers operated by magic. I assume you are on the internet. If you are not, the pardon my French, but vous etes un big loser. Today EVERYBODY is on the internet, including the primitive Mud People of the Amazon Rain Forest. In the old days, when the Mud People needed food, they had to go out and throw spears at wild boars; whereas today they simply get on the internet, go to www.spear-a-boar.com, and click their mouse a few times (the mud people use actual mice). Within three business days, a large box is delivered to them by a UPS driver, whom they eat.
-Dave Barry, the best person in the world
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