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WHEN YOU CAN TELL YOU'VE BEEN IN GUAR TOO LONG!:

1: you have flag tape in your pocket, backpack, or purse.

2: You can tell which hole in the cieling you made during practice. - and come back year after year and still know where it is!

3:When you spin pencils, sticks, or miscelanous items ALL THE TIME.

4: You start doing you routine when you hear your show music.

5: You've had a concussion from so many flag mishaps. AND you still do it and not care.

6: You are dating, want to date, or have dated a band member(personally I like drummers the best!)

7: You catch almost everything someone throws at you.

8: The guard parties ALWAYS have to have orange jello.

9: You've slipped many times on your own flag and have to "re-play" it so everone who missed it can laugh.

10: You have more inside jokes than all of your friends.

11: Every song you hear can be a potential "guard song."

12: You alays know that the phrase "ok guys! ONE last time I promise" means "ok guys' 40 more and we're outta here!" wich then turns into "ok one more time."

13: Changing with guys is not a problem anymore.

14: Changing on a bus it regular life to you.

15: You point your toes in your sleep.

16: You DO your routine in your sleep.

17:You and your guard are the highlight dancers at the pep assemblies and pep bands.

18:You know that if you try something wierd it might just end up in your show.

19:You went to every school football game but never paid for one.

20: Your nails have never extended beyond your finger tips.

21: You can out arm circle a football player by 300 arm circles.

22: You think of band camp when you smell sunsceen.

23: You can do a horizontal with your eyes closed.

go guard

thanks for some great suggetion R.E.L. fags:

good source of guard funnies!