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Hey! My name is Becca, and I am 13 years old. I have blonde hair, blue eyes, and am about 5"2. This is a website I have just created, so right now it isn't close to being finished. But don't worry - I'm sure in no time it will be a great site! If you have any suggestions or comments about my new site please e-mail me @ becca_burstein@hotmail.com or speak 2 me over msn. Tnnx! By byz, MWA!




Joke Of Tha Day

Joke of tha day: A guy is nearing the end of his senior year in high school. Unfortunately, he still has to share a room with his younger brother who is only 9 years old. One night, he decides to bring his girlfriend home for a little fun. They have bunk beds and the guy notices that his little brother is already asleep on the lower bunk, so he and his girlfriend climb up to the top bunk. As you might expect things start to heat up. The guy remembers that his little brother is sleeping below so he tells his girlfriend to whisper "lettuce" if she wants it harder and "tomato" if she wants a new position.
Lettuce!!! Tomato!!! Lettuce!!! Tomato!!!Lettuce!!! Tomato!!! She screams. Lettuce!!! Tomato!!! Whoa!!!
PULL IT OUT!!!
PULL IT OUT NOW!!!
I can't get pregnant!

Then the little brother shouts up, "Hey, would you guys stop making sandwiches up there! You're getting mayonnaise all over my face!*!*!*!*!
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gUyZ LiNgO:
"I'm hungry" = I'm hungry
"I'm sleepy" = I'm sleepy
"I'm tired " - I'm tired
"Do you want to go to a movie?" = I'd eventaully like to have sex with you.
"Can I take you to dinner?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with you.
"Can I call you sometime?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with you.
"May I have this dance?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with you.
"Nice dress" = Nice cleavage/ass/body!
"You look tensed, let me give you a massage" = I want to fondle you.
"What's wrong?" = What meaningless self inflicted pshychological trauma are you going through now?
"What's wrong?" = I guess sex tonight is out of the question.
"I'm bored" = Do you want to have sex?
"I love you" = Let's have sex right now.
"I love you too" = Okay i said it we'd better have sex now!
"Let's talk" = I am tryin' to impress you by shown that I'm a deep person and maybe then you'd like to have sex with me!
"Will you marry me?" = I want to make it illegel 4 you to have sex with other guys
"I'll call you tomorrow!" = Be lucky If I ever call again!
"I just wanna be friends" = This is the best excuse I could think of not 2 go out wif u!
"Lets go back to my place" = Lets get it on!
"I like those pants!" = I wonder how fast I can get them off of you!
"I like your shirt a lot" = but I like what's under it more! 		gIrLs LiNgO:
"Yes"= No
"No" = Yes
"May-b" = No
"It's your decision" = The correct decision should be obvious by now!
"Do what u want" = You'll pay 4 this later!
"We need to talk" = I need to bitch.
"Sure......Go ahead" = I don't want you too.
I'm not upset" = Of course I'm upset!
"How much do u love me?" = I did something today your not goin' like me 4.
"Is my butt fat?" = Tell me i'm beautiful.
"You have to learn to communicate!" = Just agree with me.
"Are you listening to me?" = Too late, you're dead!
"I'm not emotional! And I'm not overreacting!" = I'm on my period
"You're certainly attentive tonight." = Is sex all you ever think about?
"Do you love me?" = I'm going to ask for something expensive

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