Quotable Quotes from Panama City Beach

Somehow I just lost my clothes and wound up naked in the shower.
Yeah, real fuckin funny you guys.
Just because you're stupid doesn't mean you have to act dumb.
I've got the hiccups.......
I've got this inexplicable rug burn on my feet.
M: Salli's House of Porn. S: Hi Dad
Do you guys feel a breeze?
If you don't quit that I'm going to slug you!
I'm just in it for the shits & hoovers!
I swear I'm only 16!
You get the golden star for the day!
FUCK RACISM! That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard.
Is your bread starter milk-based or water-based?
1,2 buckle my shoe............9,10 do it again. ITS BIG FAT HEN DAMN IT! NO DO IT AGAIN!