The funny things people say to me

This is a tribute to all those people who throw out random comments in conversation. ***Im the WOOKIE 4u (2:08:12 AM): dont take this the wrong way, but you've got like the perfect boobs ***Mart65000 (3:27:08 PM): you're my baby's daddy ***CMSmoke2 (4:14:35 AM): sloppy seconds with salli is better than fresh firsts with another girl ***SuPeRgRrL217 (10:12:39 PM): never do anything with the ass but squeez SuPeRgRrL217 (10:12:42 PM): thats my policy ***glenndarrellray8 (2:04:34 AM): I can feel it through me and inside I love you more than I can hide when I'm close two you I feel the heat and it´s all for you, every single beat Please don't leave me in this pain I need you, say you want the same I am lost when we´re apart I'm scared you´re breaking my heart how could it go wrong so fast why did I think we could make it last I want you to miss me the way I miss you and I wish you could say, that you want that too. Your right I should have went to bed. I am wishing I could be next to you and take your stress away. You should know I would gladly take your stress and your worries, just to see your sweet smile that makes me feel so warm inside. Dreaming of you, GlennDarrell glenndarrellray8 (2:08:56 AM): shit.. who am i kidding i dont want you back.. I can do better! glenndarrellray8 signed off at 2:09:01 AM. ***HoopGirl2103 (10:15:38 PM): i hate boys, but i love penises ***LightRay573 (10:13:09 PM): i haven't spooned in a long time:-( LightRay573 (10:13:13 PM): i suck at life BDITTY1840 (1:28:37 AM): I love you salli jones BDITTY1840 (1:28:40 AM): :-D ***evanitcka 19 seb (9:45:19 AM): i had a dream about you Salli Elizabeth (9:45:22 AM): man Salli Elizabeth (9:45:27 AM): that's how bad porn movies start evanitcka 19 seb (9:45:38 AM): this would be a bad porn movie evanitcka 19 seb (9:45:38 AM): lol ***wittchic09So my prof says, "in the 60's, everyone slept with everyone...it was about love...so if you cared about someone, you slept with them to show how much you cared...so my suggestion to you, my students, is to make a list of all the people of the opposite sex you care about, and go sleep with them b/c you want to share the friendly love...let's revive the 60's..." So i am making a list...and if anyone asks, my prof said so! it's a great reason to get some:-) ***s a r a i e o: indeedy- on this day Oct 9, 2003, I give Salli Jones permission to use my "bet trick" to hook up with a cutie whenever she finds an appropriate time and place. Sarah Brame ***Mart65000 (2:55:42 PM): somehow i made out with her Salli Elizabeth (2:56:00 PM): STOP TALKING ABOUT MAKING OUT! you'll make me bitter ***Salli Elizabeth (8:34:40 PM): too bad it's yet another one that will go absolutely nowhere Salli Elizabeth (8:34:41 PM): sigh Salli Elizabeth (8:34:47 PM): i'm destined to wander the world alone AFire121 (8:34:48 PM): :-( AFire121 (8:34:52 PM): yeah me too Salli Elizabeth (8:34:53 PM): kind of like the incredible hulk