FURY
San Jose, California: San Jose Arena
June 26, 2000

The lights dim, the intro music and clip for FURY start playing, the fireworks blast, as the crowd goes wild.  Mind On Our Money by Bone Thugs N Harmony starts to blast throughout the arena, and out steps the EHW Chairman, Ziggy The Great, with his wife the First Lady, to everyone’s surprise Jack Daddy and the First Class Only head of security Homicidal Maniac.  Ziggy grabs the mic.

ZIGGY: Welcome, everyone to the first ever FURY, and the first ever show of the EHW...

(The crowd goes wild.)

ZIGGY: The only bad thing about it is that it has to be held in a sorry excuse for a city such as, San Jose.

(Cups and Boos fly from the crowd.)

ZIGGY: Hey, hey, it’s not my fault that this is a city full of pigs.

(More Boos, as Ziggy passes the mic to Maniac)

MANIAC:Hey, I’ve laid down my warnings to the Hardcore Collsion, now tonight I just may have a few surprises for you, so what I suggest to you little punks is that...

(Rock Superstar by Cypress Hill hits the stereo system as, the Hardcore Collsion led by Guppy steps out from behind the curtain.)

GUPPY: Maniac, you can run your mouth as long as you like, but no one’s gonna take you seriously until you prove you can back up the big mouth of yours.  ‘Cause right now, all I I see is a 6’ 6” piece of crap, standing in the ring with a mic, trying to build his self-esteem.

(The crowd goes crazy, Maniac steps forward twirling his nightstick, while yelling some inaudible words to Guppy.)

ZIGGY: You seem pretty sure, your boys will be victorious tonight, don’t you, well how about this, in this very ring, Whiplash will take on none other than his Hardcore Comrade, Fatty Pidge.

(Ziggy and his followers laugh as, the Hardcore Collsion looks on uneasy.)

ZIGGY: And now as for you Guppy, you come out here acting all big and tough, when in reality your only around 3 feet at the most.  You will fight, the First Class Only Head of Security, Homicidal Maniac. One-on-one, but wait, wait, wait, it does get better, you shall compete in a Nightstick on a Pole match.  And if there’s any interference from a single member of the Hardcore Collsion, Guppy will lose the match and you will all be FIRED.

(On the stage the Hardcore Collision is visibly upset, as well as the crowd.)

ZIGGY: And last but not least, the grand finale, in a handicap match, Dan your little wife Marissa will compete in a handicap match against Jack Daddy and his girlfriend Kristi.

(Dan is enraged by this, the Hardcore Collsion exits to backstage enraged, confused and scared.  As Ziggy’s First Class Only stable is loving it.)

ZIGGY: Oh yeah and have a nice night.

*Backstage we move to the Hardcore Collsion’s locker room, where all the member are pacing around, nervously. Or cussing out the chairman, just a helluva lot  of things are going on inthe midst of the confusion in their locker room.

MARISSA: I’ve never fought anyone before, let alone, two people.

FATTY PIDGE: Yeah, well you don’t have to fight your own friend.

GUPPY: Look everyone just calm down, I’ve never fought before either, hell I can’t even reach the nightstick , but lets just take it one step at a time, okay, Dan you’re up, so go raise some hell.

DAN: Hell yeah.

(Dan exits the room with his “tools”.)

MARISSA: Does he have a chance?

(The rest of the Collsion looks around nervously.)

*We cut to Valkyr and Death Knight who are walking down the hall talking to each other, going over stragtegy as, Ark and the Russian Bastards follow in the background.

3-Way Elimination Dance for the Blood Belt
Dan vs. Valkyr (w/ Ark) vs. Death Knight (w/ Russian Bastards)
* * *
To no one’s surprise Valkyr and Death Knight entered together with the Russian Bastards and Ark.  As Valkyr and Death Knight took turns on the mic introducing Hell’s Gatekeepers, they were inturrupted when  Song 2 by Blur blasted throughout the arena, and from behind the curtain came Dan with a chair in one hand and a table in the other, with his six pack, hanging from his mouth.  He hurriedly dropped table and beer on the stage and charged with the steel chair within moments Ark along with the Russian Bastards were being strecthed out.  This left it two on one so to speak.  Valkyr and Death Knight worked well as a team, using various double team moves, highlighted by a double top rope suplex.  All looked well for Valkyr and Death Knight, as Dan lay exhausted in the middle of the ring.  Valkyr picked up the the limp and nailed the Soul Collector (Suplex into a Piledriver-Powerbomb) to the crowds displeasure.  Death Knight and Valkyr proceeded to taunt the enraged fans, as Death Knight focused his attention on the fans, Valkyr snuck to the fallen Dan and covered him, Death Knight noticed Valkyr and broke up the count at two, this brought the 6’ 7” Valkyr nose to nose with the 7’ 4”  Death Knight, the two jaw-jacked each other back and forth, unaware Dan was to his feet and sneaking up the ramp to retrieve his table and his six pack.  Dan set up his table at the top of the stage and ran down with his six pack and chair.  The argument ensuing in the ring came to an aburpt stop when Dan slammed Death Knight over the back of the head with a chair shot, Dan then bolted from the from the ring leaving Valkyr with the bloodied Death Knight at his feet.  To the crowd’s surprise, Valkyr covered his partner, for an easy three count, thus eliminating Death Knight at 7:49.  The larger Valkyr then moved outside to pursue his opponent up the stage, where Dan sat on his table with a beer, Dan chugged the remainder of his beer and put up his fists as Valkyr closed in quickly.  Dan ducked a Valkyr clothesline and followed with a Jackhammer on the steel grating, Dan then moved Valkyr to the already set-up table where he nailed the Hardcore Way (triple powerbomb into a boston crab).  Which immediatley made Valkyr submit at 11:47, giving Dan the win and crowning him the EHW’s first-ever Blood Belt champion.

8-Man Battle Royal
2 Survivors receive shot at the International Title
Dan, Death Knight, Fatty Pidge, Homicidal Maniac, Jaws, Lightning, Valkyr, Whiplash
* * *

-Valkyr eliminates Jaws at 1:25
-Lightning, Dan and Whiplash eliminate Death Knight at 1:54
-Maniac eliminates Fatty Pidge with a low blow while the referees back was turned at 3:26
-Valkyr eliminates Whiplash with a chair shot at 4:49
-Dan eliminates Valkyr at 4:51
-Jack Daddy comes down to ringside with Kristi, Kristi distracts the ref as Jack Daddy climbs the turnbuckle and goes for a dropkick on Lightning, who ducks revealing Maniac, Jack Daddy unable to stop himself connects with Maniac.  Jack Daddy rolls out of the ring and waves his hands as if to say who cares, meanwhile the ref tries to make a move on Kristi, Jack Daddy spots this and plants the ref through an announce table.  In the ring Lightning hits the Lightning Ball (Diving “Diamond Cutter” Neckbreaker) on Maniac.  He tosses out Maniac at 6:56.
*But with the ref still out and Lightning trying to revive him, Maniac is able to sneak back in with his nightstick.
-Maniac clocks Dan with is nightstick, and tosses him out of the ring at 7:45.
The ref is now up and able to ring the bell, declaring Lightning and Maniac the winners.  As Lightning moves to exit the ring, Maniac whips out his nightstick and proceeds to beat Lightning with it until being seperated by several referees.  Maniac leaves happily, while Lightning needs to be stretchered out.

Fatty Pidge vs. Whiplash
* * *
Both wrestlers circle the ring, nervously squaring each other up.  To the crowd’s delight both shake hands and hug before the match starts.  Both start of with numerous lock ups, finally Fatty Pidge starts it off with a couple of right hands to his counterpart in the Hardcore Collision, Whiplash.  Fatty sends Whiplash into the ropes and goes for a clothesline but Whiplash ducks underneath and goes for a belly to belly, but can't pick up the massive Fatty Pidge.  Fatty sends Whiplash into the ropes and nails him with a big elbow to the chin.  Fatty prepairs to pick up Whiplash to administer his finisher, The Squash (goes top rope and sets he or she up for a belly to belly but falls down onto his victim), but the arena, goes black and amidst the camera flashes you can see Homicidal Maniac coming down the ramp with a night-stick.  He clocks the ref in the head, followed by Fatty going down and Whiplash.  Jaws then bolted out of the backstage area down to the arena but came to an abrupt stop at the bottom of the ramp and just stood there yelling at Maniac, as Maniac tosses back insults and challenges, while Dan sneaks up from behind with a chair,  CRACK! Dan dents the chair over Maniac’s head.  Jaws enters the ring and Dan and Jaws help up there fallen comrade.  As referees, come and get Maniac out of the ring.  Maniac then staggers up the ramp Dan grabbes a mic and says "So much for Security."  Hardcore Collision all nod their heads. As the crowd loves it.

Mixed-Handicap Match
Marissa vs. Jack Daddy and Kristi (w/ Ziggy and Maniac)
* * *
The fans were enraged through this whole match , Jack Daddy and Kristi were recieving lots of heat, and Ziggy and Maniac who were down there to make sure no one came down, were receiving even more.  Jack Daddy started things off against, the inexperienced Marissa, Jack Daddy took the whole thing as a joke, letting Marissa lunge at him while, he would just swiftly side step, letting her fall to the canvas.  Ziggy got mad at Jack Daddy for goofing around so Jack Daddy immediatley got serious, and nailed a top rope huracanrana, which laid Marissa out.  Jack Daddy then tagged in Kristi.  Suddenly the Hardcore Collsion’s locker room appeared on the Jumbo-Tron, an enraged Dan was trying to get past his comrades to help his wife, but the other members told them they’d be fired.  As Kristi and Jack Daddy watched on, Marissa was to her feet and rolled up Kristi for the 1-2-3 at 4:54.  Marissa had beaten them both, by the distraction from the Jumbo Tron.  An enraged Ziggy charged the ring, and took out Kristi with a spear, then planted Marissa with a big right hand.  Jack Daddy enraged Ziggy had hit his girl, super kicked Ziggy, Maniac then entered and held Jack Daddy back, as Ziggy, Kristi, Jack Daddy and maniac tryed to smooth things over, the Collsion came down, everyone scattered, except Maniac who’s back was to the Collsion, so Maniac was trapped in the ring with the Collsion. As the others made their way up the ramp.  Maniac pulled out his nightstick, for defense but it was no use, the Collsion was on him like a pack of wild dogs, beating him down letting out all their pent up frusteration.

*A camera pans in to shows Death Knight and Valkyr, along with Ark and the Russian Bastards storm into the room of the EHW Chairman himself, Ziggy jumps from his seat on the couch, with the First Lady.

VALKYR: We want another shot at Dan that little punk, cheated, and now he must pay.  His soul will soon belong to us.

DEATH KNIGHT: You have to give this to us, we deserve it title or no title.

ZIGGY: I’ll tell you what I’ll do, there’s no more room for another match on tonight’s card, but if you do a little favor for me tonight, I’ll give you Dan in a handicap match on the Live edition of Totally Mad, and the match can have a gimmick of your choice.

(Valkyr and Death Knight smile at each other, and then turn to Ziggy.)

VALKYR: What do we have to do?

(Ziggy pulls them both closer, and whispers something in their ear, Valkyr and Death knight once again smile.)

DEATH KNIGHT: No probelm.

(The two giants leave.)

ZIGGY: Two birds with one stone.

FIRST LADY: No one does it better than you honey.

Nightstick On A Pole Match
Homicidal Maniac vs. Guppy
(Hardcore Collsion banned from ringside)
* * *
Homicidal Maniac is still in the ring pacing like a caged lion with blood spewing from his forehead, from the early attack by the Collsion.  Guppy, reluctantly enters, slowly climbs into the ring.  Maniac wastes no time, jumping on Guppy immediatley, Maniac just manhandled Guppy like crazed lunatic, Maniac had tons of pin opportunities, but never took them he was out for blood, enraged at being outsmarted twice by the Collsion.  Maniac hit a huge Powerbomb, but he was not through yet throwing Guppy into the ropes and nailing a huge clothesline, turning Guppy inside out, Maniac sloely moved to the turnbuckle, but Lightning came out of the crowd.  As Maniac was almost to the nightstick, Lightning threw a chair at Maniac, making Maniac lose his balance, an fall 15 feet from the top rope crashing through the Spanish announce table, Lightning then climbed the turnbuckle and grabbed the nightstick tossing it to Guppy.  Lightning then exited, Guppy twirled the nightstick immitating Maniac, which the crowd loved.  Maniac then wearily rolled into the ring, only to meet a vicious blow to the face with his own nightstick from Guppy who then covered Maniac for the victory at 5:32.

*Backstage VALKYR and DEATH KNIGHT are standing outside of the Hardcore Collsion’s locker room.

VALKYR: You ready to do this?

DEATH KNIGHT: You know it.

(They open the door, to reveal Jaws sitting there all alone on the phone. He looks up to see the two giants.)

JAWS: What the?

(Death Knight smacks him over the head with a folding chair.  While VALKYR quickly ties him up. They then exit the room, carrying the unconcious Jaws, they go to the loading dock area, where their van is waiting for them with Ark in the driver’s seat.  They toss Jaws in the trunk and slam it shut, Ark steps on the gas and Jaws is out of here, Death Knight and Valkyr watch as Ark drives quickly out of the arena.)

DEATH KNIGHT: The boss is gonna be so happy.

VALKYR: Damm straight looks like we got are match.

(They start to walk off)

DEATH KNIGHT:  What should we request, a hardcore, cage...

High Flyer Battle
Jack Daddy (w/Kristi) vs. Lightning vs. Jaws
Jack Daddy and Lightning are both waiting in the ring for their last opponent to enter.  When Ziggy the president comes out and tells them that Jaws decided to no show therefore, it’s now a one-on-one match.  Jack Daddy smiled, knowing what was going on all along, and he knew his main purpose was to dismantle Lightning for the title bout later tonight.  The bell rang and they were off, this match would see lots of high risks the first taken by Jack Daddy who quickly knocked Lightning out of the ring with a dropkick, charged the rope nailing Lighting with a rope flip to the outside.  Jack Daddy quickly slide back into the ring and ordered the ref to start counting.  Kristi moved over to the fallen Lightning, as the ref was counting, she tried to pursue him over to her but Lightning was strictly business tonight, he slide back into the ring, and went to work, with Jack Daddy, who nailed the charging lighning with a quick drop toe hold, dropping Lightning face first on the canvas.  Jack Daddy then stomped the hell out of Lightning, the ref had to break them up, as Jack Daddy argued with the ref, Lightning snuck up from behind spun Jack Daddy around and nailed the Shocker (X-Factor) he then picked up Jack Daddy to go for the Lightning Ball (diving “diamond cutter” neckbreaker) and connected, Kristi was quickly up on the apron distracting with her beauty as she slowly ripped off her top, so she was in her bra, the ref just stood there with his jaw dropped, meanwhile Lightning had Jack Daddy pinned for at least a ten-count, but he had to get up and tap the ref, meanwhile Jack Daddy was sneaking up from behind, and rolled up Lightning for the pinfall at 7:34.
 

THE MAIN EVENT
EHW International Title Match
Homicidal Maniac vs. Lightning
* * *
Both men were visibly tired, both had already, wrestled in two matches before. Before the match Maniac got on the mic and challenged Lightning to make this bout No Holds Barred.  Lightning gladly accepted, just as long as the match got started.  Both men exchanged punches blow for blow, until Maniac, the bigger more powerful of the two, started gaining the upper hand, until Lightning rattled the big man by reversing a punch into a armbreaker, Lightning took adavantage of the big man’s poor position, with several chops followed by a dropkick which knocked the big man over the top rope.  Maniac was struggling to his feet when Lightning came off the top rope with a cross body all the way to the outside.  Maniac was reeling now, as Lightning was dominating.  The two fought up the ramp and suddenly the tides started to turn, now Maniac was making a comeback, with a clothesline, which slammed Lightning down on the steel grating snapped his head against the metal.  Maniac picked up the injured Lightning and powerbomb him on the metal stage.  Maniac then jumped down to the ground floor and set up two tables on top of each other, he climbed back up to the stage.  Where Lightning was still nursing his wounds, Maniac picked him up and prepared him for the chokeslam off the stage through two tables.  But Lightning countered with quick kicks to the stomach, the big man kneeled over, and Lightning judo chopped Maniac to the back of the neck.  Now Maniac was teetering on the edge, with Lightning punching the hell out of him.  Maniac countered though with a chokehold into a powerbomb, both men were down from sheer exhaustion.  Maniac was the first to his feet, the crowd gasped as he almost staggered off the edge, but caught himself, right at the edge of the stage.  Suddenly, Hate Me Now by Nas blared through the PA system.  The stage was lit in a black strobe light, amidst the flashes you could see Jack Daddy super kick someone, the music stopped and the lights were restored to normal, there was no trace of Jack Daddy, but Maniac lay 15 feet below, through two broken tables.  Lightning then took adavantage, hobbled to the edge of the stage and jumped off nailing a leg drop from the stage to the ground below, he then got the easy three count at 14:37 to become EHW’s first-ever Internartional Champion.  Both men lay bloodied and exhausted on the ground among broken table shards as FURY went off the air...

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