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English: He's cleaning his car Chinese: Wa Shing Ka English: This is a tow away zone Chinese: No Pah King English: Is there a fugitive here? Chinese: Hu Yu Hai Ding? English: Small Horse Chinese: Tai Ni Po Ni English: Your price is too high!!! Chinese: No Bai Nut Ding!!! English: Did you go to the beach Chinese: Wai Yu So Tan? English: I bumped into a coffee table Chinese: Ai Bang Mai Ni English: It's very dark in here Chinese: Wai So Dim? |
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| English: Has your flight been delayed? Chinese: Hao Long Wei Ting English: I thought you were on a diet? Chinese: Wai Yu Mun Ching? English: They have arrived Chinese: Hai Dei Kum English: Your body odor is offensive Chinese: Yu Stin Ki Pu English: You know lyrics to the Macarena? Chinese: Wai Yu Sing Dum Song? English: I got this for free Chinese: Ai No Pai English: Stay out of sight Chinese: Lei Lo English: Phew! Does this bathroom stink! Chinese: Hu Flung Dung? |
Quite pleased, the boy waits for his father to get home from work and greets him with: "I know the whole truth" The father promptly hands him $40 and says: " Please don't say a word to your mother."
Very pleased, the boy is on his way to school the next day when he sees the postman at his front door. The boy greets him by saying: " I know the whole truth." The postman drops the mail, opens his arms and says: "Then come give your father a big hug!"