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Learn Chinese in 5 easy minutes:

English: He's cleaning his car
Chinese: Wa Shing Ka

English: This is a tow away zone
Chinese: No Pah King

English: Is there a fugitive here?
Chinese: Hu Yu Hai Ding?

English: Small Horse
Chinese: Tai Ni Po Ni

English: Your price is too high!!!
Chinese: No Bai Nut Ding!!!

English: Did you go to the beach
Chinese: Wai Yu So Tan?

English: I bumped into a coffee table
Chinese: Ai Bang Mai Ni

English: It's very dark in here
Chinese: Wai So Dim?


English: Has your flight been delayed?
Chinese: Hao Long Wei Ting

English: I thought you were on a diet?
Chinese: Wai Yu Mun Ching?

English: They have arrived
Chinese: Hai Dei Kum

English: Your body odor is offensive
Chinese: Yu Stin Ki Pu

English: You know lyrics to the Macarena?
Chinese: Wai Yu Sing Dum Song?

English: I got this for free
Chinese: Ai No Pai

English: Stay out of sight
Chinese: Lei Lo

English: Phew! Does this bathroom stink!
Chinese: Hu Flung Dung?




Dark Secret

A boy was told by his classmates that most adults are hiding at least one dark secret, and that this makes it very easy to blackmail them by saying: "I know the whole truth." The boy decides to go home and try it out. He goes home, and as he is greeted by his mother, he says: 'I know the whole truth" His mother quickly hands him $20 and says: "Just dont tell your father."

Quite pleased, the boy waits for his father to get home from work and greets him with: "I know the whole truth" The father promptly hands him $40 and says: " Please don't say a word to your mother."

Very pleased, the boy is on his way to school the next day when he sees the postman at his front door. The boy greets him by saying: " I know the whole truth." The postman drops the mail, opens his arms and says: "Then come give your father a big hug!"


Nuns Wit Guns

Okies now tis pic is of the nuns at my school, aint they cute







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