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"In the year 2001, a college student will smoke marijuana for the first time. He will then realize that 'soy milk' means 'I am milk' in Spanish. He will then laugh for 4 hours." -Conan O'Brien

Back To School!

COLLEGE PICTURES!!
AT LAST! TONS OF NEW PICTURES!!!

Guitar!!
Here is a picture of my guitar, Cymbeline...
interesting fact: her name means *sunshine*

I have been so lucky to have not only one, but TWO fantastic guitar teachers!
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Just look at the teachers I had...
"Oh yeah. I forgot, we're "metric" now. What are we? Europe?!" Mr. Meskutovecz
"I hate nature and when those annoying birds sing so loudly. Now smog. That I like." Ms. Greco
"Oooh no. They're all kinds of naked. That's just because they have... a fever." Ms. Greco
"Upon close inspection, you will come to realize that you are not a fetal pig." Prof. Druger
"Thank you for pointing out my mistakes. Now I will hunt you down after class and beat you up." Prof. Dix
"Whoever answers this question right gets a quarter." (someone answers the question correctly) "Nice job, I don't want to actually give you my money, so I'll just take a picture of it and post it on the internet for you to look at." Prof. Dix
(in the middle of class) "Hold on a second, I've got to make a quick phone call... talk amongst youselves." Prof. Dix

Coming soon! Quotes from my Spring semester teachers...

One night I was really bored... if you are bored also, check out my page of nothing =)

I was planning to discontinue the 'quotes' section of The Star Page when I started college. However, one night, when I was hanging out with my college "family" (Kristin, Frank, James, and Jon) around 4AM we decided that I just have to keep doing it!!! So check them out!

-"Emily, did you just smoke that?!" Me, 2/17
-"I love the xylaphone solo, it's simply spellbinding." Josh, all the time
-"Ahhhh.... What just happened there? Let me show you again in slow motion." John, 2/24
-"Did she tell you about our snowball experience?" Brenna, 2/24
-"Can you do me a favor? Can you remind me to zip up my pants again before I leave class?" Brenna, 3/8
-"I tried not to look, but when I did, she was just SITTING there!" Liz 3/11
-"I have to go perform a pat down, I'll be right back." ScruffyMMH, 3/13
-"You can't "understand" calculus, you just have to go with it." Matt D., 3/14
-"I think I'm retarded." (in the most serious face ever) Emily, 3/17
-"abahabbha sipadahsipadha TIMMY!!!" Matt H, 3/20
-"We're going to shave something here tonight!" Ed, 3/20
-"I don't have a left hand and a right hand. I've got a keyboard hand and a mouse hand." Matt L, 3/31
-"Singing to them won't work! You've got to rotate twice a day. Believe me, I did it." Me, 4/6
-"Drink wine while reclining." The Haggadah, 4/7
-"Drink, Drank, Drunk." Josh, 4/8
-"I play Varsity Pong." Julie, 4/14
-"Enjoy the 'push push in the bush'" Me
"I do hope that's not the last time a girl says that to me." John, 3/19
-"Owwwww!! You just made me hit myself!!" Emily, 4/24
-"Oh look! One's giving the other one a piggy back ride!" Liz (looking at two baboons mating), 5/1
-"Wouldn't it be cool if you could hook strings to both sides, set up a pully system and just pull to open?" Adrian, 5/4
-"Will can help me handle myself." John, 5/5
-"Birth control cake. One a day keeps the babies away." Nyassa, 5/16
-"You'll have to get past me first! You have to put the 'key in the hole'" Jamie, 5/16
-"Do your pupils get pilated when you're dunk?" Liz, 5/18
-"You just put my jacket in the Teriyaki Chicken!" Emily, 5/18
-"That's so stupid! Almost all of the world's problems would be solved if it weren't for stupidity." John, 5/29
-"Take a straight here." Seth, 4/31
-"I can't wait to take my skirt off!" Emily, 6/2
-"Have a little Saki Saki, make everybody feel happy!" Kevin at Heroes, 6/7
-"That's I wear the board shorts- so I'm prepared for anything" Erik, 6/13
-"Bring out the big guns! ::bam! bam!::" Me, 6/14
-"Oh no! My croch is asleep!" Liz, 6/19
-"Elmer Fudge is in my bladder! He's going like this- la la la la!" Emily, 6/21

-"We're not jocks, we're just dumb." Jon, 9/2
-"I don't want to have kids. I just want to have plants because they just chill... and they don't poop." Jon 9/2
-"This song makes me want to jump into the ocean and like, have sex with dolphins or something... it's that good." Frank (about #41), 9/4
-"Run your hands through your hair twice, quickly. Then once, sloooowly. Then one swift pelvis thrust.. and she's yours!" Priceless Advice, 9/9
-"I'm a pecker." Kristin, 9/21
-"You know what? I hate babies." Kristin, 9/22
-"I a thinker." Emily, 10/5
-"We stopped for a sex." Virang, 10/7
-"I have a question for you. Which one of you ladies would like to *****?... Why are you laughing?" Frank, 10/9
-"So I was walking past C.I.Dubs..." Betsy, 10/15
-"Let me pray to the Nipple Gods!!" Virang (in response to feeling the wrath of 124B), 10/23
-"What am I supposed to do? I'm burning!!" Kristin, 11/1
"f**kin yankees kick ass, so does beer and kickin peoples asses, leave me a message.. peace.. true, I did, What a coincidence!!!" Jon's away message, 11/3
"::singing:: Ravioli ravioli rolling down the street, not not made of cheese, but of meat" Kristin, 12/6

If you don't have a quote up there, it's because I haven't caught you saying anything WEIRD yet!!! Don't worry, I WILL!!!

Try some trivia!! Star's Quiz

Thanks to John Attili's infamous bikini e-mail, for the past few years I thought that he made up "Mount Vesuveus." Recently, upon discussing pumace, I realized that there IS in fact a real Mount Vesuveus and that Frank actually HAS some pumace from there!!! I asked him to take some pictures and here's what I got. Note the artistry.
before...

after...

Ooooo ahhhhhhh puuuuuumace!

This is the time to remember
Cause it will not last forever
These are the days
To hold on to
Cause we won't
Although we'll want to
This is the time
But time is gonna change

Here are some pictures of when Liz and Jame came to visit me at Binghamton!!!

(thank you for the pictures Liz!)

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My Latest Adventure!

Over this Winter Break I had all kinds of fun spending time with my friends and family.. and doing a lot of sleeping!!!
From January 10-13 I went to Long Island!! I had SUCH a great time!! I stayed with Kristin for 2 nights and Frank and Lauren for one night. We did all kinds of good things like going to see Orange County, rock and bowl, *Witches Brew*, watching Dick and Diiiick, and lots of hanging out on street corners!! AND I got to finally meet Niko Pito and Melissa!!
The only complication for the entire trip was the bus ride down.. First, I was sitting right near a man who likes to be called "Crazy Carl"- a kickboxing, toothless, ex-con whose "mind told him not to talk to me" but his "heart said he had to." Unfortunately for me, Crazy Carl (who my Mom saw in the bus station and said was definitly mentally ill), listened to his heart and talked to me for a full hour! Finally he got off and I thought I was home free. Later on, about a half an hour before my stop, everyone got off the bus except for me! About five minutes later a CAR hit our BUS!! (Monreal all over again...) We waited an hour for the police to come and I had to file a police report.
However, in the end, I had a fantastic time! Lauren, Frank, and Kristin, I LOVE YOU GUYS!!!!!

My Favorite Websites
Check Links Website for more!

Chris & Adrian - Eastern New York Honda Si Club
Liz -Queen of Lactose & Larson
Bren - Get Brennified
Emily - Funky Town
Josh & Joe - Big Ass Radio Show
Matt - Crazy ScruffyMMH

I am now at !!!!! It has been great so far but I still love and miss everyone at home!

Currently In My CD Player...
These are all great bands and you should check them out! Do you have any suggestions for me?

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Contest- Do you have a page that rocks? Enter the Shining Star Homepage Contest!
C.M.- Check out the band Star is in- Carbonated Milk!
DMB- A tribute to Dave Matthews Band
Dear Star- Need adivice? Check out Dear Star.
Guestbook- Please sign!!
MSCL- Quotes, pictures, episode guide, and more for one of the greatest shows ever on TV, My So-Called Life
Mail- New and improved mail coming soon! But for now, just write to say hello!
Pictures- Check out some pictures of Star and her awesome friends!
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Take some time to check out the stars!!

I am not a hateful person, but as John says, everyone must have a nemesis. And I have found mine!
The Wine Puzzle.
I have worked for hours to try to solve it. A few days ago, I was working on it and I broke part of it!! But alas, despite the damage I had inflicted I still could not get it opened!! I will surely notify you the day that I CONQUER my nemesis. But until then, it's WAR!!!

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