liz: i want to like, have sex with zac in a bathroom stall LMAO
alyssa: lmao i want to have it wth him on a couch
liz: or like, in a restaurant HAHAH I'M SO PERVERTED
liz: that'd be sweet as fucking hell
alyssa: LMAO
alyssa: oh yes it would
liz: i would have ass sex with him if he wanted me to
liz: lmao oh ZAC LOOK WHAT YOU ARE MISSING
alyssa: LMAO ME TOO
liz: FREE BUTTSEX COULD BE YOURS
liz: LOL
alyssa: LMAO
liz: oh fuck yeah bitch
liz: I DON'T HAVE SEX ANY OTHER WAY
alyssa: LMAO
alyssa: HAHAHAHA
liz: THEN THERE'S NO CHANCE OF A MINI ZAC
alyssa: OH GOD YES
liz: hsahahahahaha tha'td be so fucking funny
alyssa: hahahh ITS PROBABLY TRUE
liz: hahahahaha i know
liz: MMM FUCK YEAH KATE HOW ABOUT I JUST STICK THIS BADBOY RIGHT IN YOUR ASS
liz: hahahahah ayes
liz: yes zac be perverted and fat!
liz: and download porn!
alyssa: HAHAH HE SO DOES
alyssa: PLEASE, I HAVE, YOU KNOW HE DOES
liz: hahahahahahahahahahah i know!
alyssa: lmao oh my god
alyssa: ZAC HANSON HAS BUTTSEX
liz: HAHAHAHA I DOWNLOADED THIS ONE PORN THING
liz: AND I CHANGED THE NAME OF IT TO ZAC HANSON DRUM SOLO SO MY DAD WOULDN'T FIND IT
liz: AND SOMEONE FUCKING UPLOADED IT FROM ME
liz: HAHAHAHAHA
liz: SUPRISE!!
alyssa: LMAO
liz: that's not zac!!
alyssa: HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
liz: LMAO
alyssa: hahaha oh my god LMAO
liz: hahahahahahaha
liz: it's like spanish ass sex LMAO
alyssa: THEY GOT A GOOD SHOT OF MY BIG BOY
alyssa: LMAO OH GOD
liz: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
liz: some little girl is like traumatized
alyssa: LMAO HAHAHA OH MY GOD THAT WOULD RULE
liz: CHECK OUT THIS ONE SHOT GUYS, MY BALLS LOOK SO FUCKING HUGE
alyssa: LMAO
liz: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
liz: hahahahaha oh shit
alyssa: haha hes so crass i love him
liz: haha yes zac, yes
alyssa: lmao
liz: it's all about the buttsex disguised as zac hanson lmao
alyssa: lmao yes
alyssa: it certainly is
liz: hahahaha so great
liz: HEY MOM, CHECK OUT THIS COOL VIDEO I DOWNLOADED!
alyssa: omg i was cracking up earlier lolol
liz: *bow, chka bowow bow*
alyssa: i was like lol
liz: haha
alyssa: AW FUCK I LOST IT
alyssa: FUCKER
alyssa: anyway
alyssa: i was like watching bush talk
liz: ahah boooooo
alyssa: and lol
liz: lol oh boy
alyssa: i was like I BET ZAC IS WATCHING THIS
liz: hahah yeah and he's probably like DUDE WHY THE HELL ARE HIS EYES SO FUCKING CLOSE TOGETHER...HEY IKE HE KIND OF LOOKS LIKE YOU
alyssa: AND GOING, TAYLOR, YOU KNOW WHAT HE REALLY MEANS? HE MEANS AFGHANISTAN BETTER HAND OVER BIN LADEN OR ITS GONNA HAVE ONE GIANT COCK TO SUCK
liz: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
liz: lmao yes!!
alyssa: KNOW WHOS COCK THAT IS TAYLOR? MINE. ZAC HANSONS GIANT FUCKING COCK *gives it a shake*
liz: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
liz: ew zacccc

whee!