aspen: al let's have a tea party and invite heero and zac
aspen: and make them wear little hats
aspen: and i'll call heero miss yuy and you call zac miss hanson
al: lol YAY!! i'll bring brownies
al: and they have to wear tiny little dresses that we can see up lolol
aspen: and we'll make them drink strawberry kiwi koolaid with their pinkies up
aspen: lol
al: and sit in chairs WAY TOO small for them
aspen: and zac will talk about getting manicures. and heero will glower and say "hn" every once in a while
al: lol
al: and he'll lick his lips "nonchalantly"
aspen: rotfl
aspen: and i'll lick his lips nonchalantly too!
al: rotfl!!
al: and then maid taylor will come in with more crumpets lol
aspen: ROTFL
aspen: FRENCH MAID TAYLOR
al: IN HIS LITTLE SKIRT AND LACE APRON!!
aspen: LOLOL oui oui
al: and all he speaks is broken french
al: lol
al: "i no understand miss hanson?"
aspen: "j'aime ... heero."
al: lolol!
al: as he paws at heero haha
aspen: "hn?!"
aspen: lol
aspen: he meows at heero lolol and wears a little tail
al: lolol!!
al: "why miss hanson there is something in your pants!"
aspen: neko tay lol cuute... LOL!!!
al: "perhaps if i sit on your lap it will go down?"
al: haha
aspen: then i will get out my Whip of Justice (tm) and scream, "DRINK YOUR KOOL-AID@)(!)#(!@!!!!"
al: LOLOL!!!
al: "or suffer the consequences!"
aspen: *cracks whip at heero and taylor*
aspen: "you two are VERY NAUGHTY!"
al: and zac, being the rough and tough boy he is, will not drink it just for a spanking, courtesy SUPER AL!
aspen: LOLOL this is like an s&m tea party
al: lol THATS THE KIND I LIKE
al: *grins, jumping on zac's lap*
aspen: *hogties heero and sics taylor on him*
al: oohhhh *watches taylor jump on heero*
aspen: here, tay! use the WHIP OF JUSTICE!!! (TM)
al: crack that whip baybee!!
aspen: *languidly sips kool-aid as Dominatrix French Maid Neko Taylor has his bad way with heero*
al: *sits across zac's lap, nodding to aspie* we should do this more often
aspen: i agree, my dear *doorbell rings* i'll get it! *opens door* why, it's..... MAILMAN SCOTT!
al: *her mouth drops* well LOOK AT THAT!!
aspen: i believe he has a special delivery for us, al-chan
al: you don’t say aspie-chan? *stands up, pulling her al shirt down* whatever is it dear mailman scott?
aspen: *mailman scott flashes cheesy grin and rips off postal worker's shirt*
aspen: "ME!"
al: *giggles like a valley girl* DOOO come in!
aspen: *scott prances around to "macho man" by the village people*
al: *zac whimpers and al slaps his ass* go do what you must zac man!
aspen: *zac sparkle skanks with mailman scott*
al: well isn't that a sight?
aspen: indeed!
al: SHAKE IT SCOTT!! *praises him, throwing monopoly money his way*
aspen: scott: "woo baby! you can pass go ANY day!"
al: lol!!! *growls at scott, pawing at him*
aspen: i do believe i'm gonna have to buy boardwalk and make use of the hotel there
al: i believe so aspie-chan

whee!