michelle: im going to sleep for fucking eight eternities today
alyssa: ME TOO.
alyssa: im gonna shut my fucking windows so the bastards can't bark
michelle: I WAS WASHING CARS AT EIGHT O CLOCK THIS MORNING
michelle: LOL yes
michelle: before you pass out
michelle: because you'll never ever move
alyssa: hahaha damn straight i wont
alyssa: unless zac comes in, then i'm gone - he might roll over on me
michelle: LOL and then there will be no more you for the dogs to piss off
alyssa: lol zac'd be like SHUTTHEFUCKUP YOU STUPID FUCKING MUTTS, I'M GOING TO FUCKING KILL YOU AND EAT YOU FOR LUNCH
michelle: LOL IVE EATEN DOG BEFORE AND YOUR FUCKING LEGS ARE TASTY
alyssa: LOLOL
alyssa: DONT THINK I WONT DO IT, FUCKER
alyssa: I'M FEELING LUNCH TIME COMIN ON
alyssa: I NEED A SNACK
michelle: AND I'VE GOT THE SWISS ARMY KNIFE
michelle: I CANT CUT BUTTER BUT ILL CUT YOU MOTHERFUCKERS
alyssa: hahahahhahahahahhaAHHAHAAH
alyssa: oh shit man