alyssa: fuck yeah let's get a goddamn van and travel
sarama: i wanna get a short bus hahahahhaa
alyssa: HHAHAH FUCK YES
alyssa: that would RULE
alyssa: "yes i'd like to inquire about buying a short bus?"
sarama: drive it around like an idiot
sarama: i wonder if you can, i wouldnt doubt it
sarama: hahahahahahah OMG "scott our short bus broke down, can you help us?"
alyssa: MMMMMMMM
alyssa: HAHAHAHAHAH
alyssa: I BROKE OUR FUCKING SHORT BUS, SCOTT
sarama: hahahahah omg were such losers oh man
alyssa: LMAO HAHAHAHA
alyssa: I FUCKING WANT ONE
alyssa: and i want a rivers to sit on the dash and play songs instead of a radio
sarama: lol - im sure he wont mind
sarama: "so rivers wanna play me a lil jonny cash"
alyssa: HAHAHAH fuck yeah
alyssa: a mini rivers - as if rivers could be any more mini
sarama: driving a short bus, got rivers on the board dash, hey rivers baby i wanna hear some jonny cash....
sarama: aww poetry
sarama: lol - little like scott
alyssa: HAHAH FUCK YEAH like hottie man who tattooed me
sarama: mmm he can come too
alyssa: lmao he IS scott
sarama: haha o i forgot
alyssa: cara: lmao i can just hear scott now "A BUS OF FUCKING RETARDS IS BROKE DOWN IN FRONT OF OUR HOUSE!"
alyssa: i just fucking spit pop all over
alyssa: HAHAHAHA
sarama: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
alyssa: A BUS OF FUCKING RETARDS
alyssa: HAHAHAHAHA
alyssa: I'M LAUGHING SO HARD
sarama: "dave turn the TV off and close the curtains, some reatards are coming to the door"
alyssa: HAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHA
sarama: hahah what am i talking about? dave will be in australia hating everyone
alyssa: REATARDS LMAO LIKE FUCKING LEOTARDS
alyssa: HAHAHHAHAA
alyssa: THAT'S HOW I PRONOUNCED IT IN MY HEAD
sarama: HAHAHAHHH
alyssa: HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAH
alyssa: OH SHIT MAN
sarama: WE REALLY ARE A BUNCH OF RETARDS
alyssa: hahhah no FUCKING SHIT MAN
alyssa: i'll be like fuckin CAREENING DOWN THE ROAD
alyssa: IN A FUCKING SHORTBUS
alyssa: HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHA
alyssa: "WHERE THE FUCK ARE THE MOFFATTS?"
alyssa: *SWERVE SWERVE*
alyssa: HAHAHAHAHA
sarama: "excuse me local folk, can you tell me where to find the moffatts?"
alyssa: HAHAHHA LOCAL FOLK
alyssa: YOU SHITHEAD
alyssa: OH FUCK ME THAT'S DELICIOUS
sarama: we'll have opened beer cans and wear hoochie shorts with tank tops like people in the south do....
sarama: i dont know what the fuck im talking about
alyssa: HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHA
alyssa: WHEN HAVE YOU BEEN TO THE SOUTH
alyssa: LMAO
alyssa: HAHAHAAHHA
sarama: well i go to pennsylvania
sarama: thats south
alyssa: HAHAHAHA
alyssa: SHIT HEAD
alyssa: HAHAH THAT'S LIKE FUCKING EAST
alyssa: LMAO
sarama: whatever, people are still hickish
alyssa: LOL oh i love you lmao
sarama: well i love you tooooo
alyssa: haha i almost PASTED THIS ENTIRE THING TO JORDAN
alyssa: HAHAHA
sarama: WHY DIDNT YOU FOOL?