alyssa: nothing but pennies in my pocket!
alyssa: *techno dances*
aspen: OMG LOL i thought that said penises
alyssa: HAHAHAHAHA. that'd be even BETTER.
aspen: omg lmao how phallic and freudian of me
alyssa: hah PHALLIC. what a word.
aspen: i like that word baby
aspen: i'm one kinky-ass prat.
alyssa: prat prat prattle tattle rattle saddle.
alyssa: *wiggles toes*
aspen: *rolls*
aspen: cutie.
alyssa: haha you's cuter miss thang
aspen: me = kinky-ass prat
al = cute pixie punk
alyssa: OOO! sweeeeeet. i love prats!
aspen: prats and pixies, we go together like zac and tanning oil
alyssa: that is damn straight! *slams fist on desk*
aspen: *pulls out her specs*
alyssa: SPECS HOWARD!
alyssa: hahahaah.
aspen: i cannot even come out of my room without being harassed about jobs
alyssa: EW!! tell them you're going to be my maid and live with me.
aspen: OKAY
aspen: you're going to pay me with sex right?
aspen: lol
alyssa: HAAHA hell yes
aspen: i'm being phallic again
alyssa: silly aspen, you're always so phallic!
aspen: i could get a degree in phallicism
alyssa: and teach it around the world
aspen: phallic seminars with dick-master aspen
aspen: only 450 bucks an hour
alyssa: and you get to keep your *cough* "books"
aspen: i'll even give one on one instruction for a super-low extra fee of 1.5 million dollars.
alyssa: ooo!! i can't believe that deal!!
alyssa: *signs up*
aspen: *tutors al in the art of phallicism*
alyssa: WOW!
alyssa: i can't believe i never learned this all before! thank you, dickmaster aspen!
aspen: it was no big dick, i mean, deal. ;D
alyssa: ROTFL