aspen: i have a michael dixon story for you
alyssa: OOOO TELL IT
alyssa: *sits down with cocoa*
aspen: i went to my friend blaire's 19th bday party at a restaurant today. *gets gossippy* she invited michael dixon and this annoying guy everyone hates named jeremy.
alyssa: eeeew i hate jeremy!
aspen: so, michael and jeremy were both there, and they were talking (jeremy VERY loudly) about stuff, and then later, you hear jesus-boy-michael-dixon saying, "look at me, jeremy. look into my eyes. you know what i'm offering to you is the truth. he was up on that CROSS, DYING FOR OUR SINS..."
aspen: i was like holy SHIT. michael dixon is here witnessing to jeremy!!! jeremy was completely unresponsive too, so michael did it for like half an hour.
alyssa: HAHAHAHAHA HOLY FUCK
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alyssa: lol crikey, he just doesnt give up does he
aspen: no
aspen: omg
aspen: i was like michael! come save MEEEEEEE
aspen: ha
aspen: riiiight
alyssa: look into my eyes michael!
alyssa: lmao
alyssa: offer me the truth! ......................... andawholelotmore
alyssa: hahahha
aspen: i was like, i'll take god into my heart if it comes with a piece of YOUR ASS
alyssa: LMAO!
alyssa: ROTFLMFAO
alyssa: gah, bible bouncers
alyssa: you can NEVER get them into bed *scoffs* lol
aspen: HAHA
aspen: michael...
alyssa: entice him with a bible!
aspen: it's too bad he's so damn hot. i could never actually talk to him without feeling flames of hell up my ass.
aspen: oo yes
alyssa: lmao tape pages of it to your NAKED BODY!!!!!!
aspen: HAHAHAHA
alyssa: just ignore the sacreligious part
alyssa: lol
alyssa: come read THIS! michael!
alyssa: my body is your testiment!
aspen: RAWR
alyssa: LOL
aspen: take, eat! this is my body, which i give to you for the remembrance of me!
aspen: they say that during communion at my church. hehee.
alyssa: lol
alyssa: lmao you could say EAT ME to him *fall over laughing*
alyssa: how fucking lovely
aspen: michael michael michael. i was dying laughing.
alyssa: lol oh god