al: (*#&%(#*&$#IO*&$#(*$& there's a CAKE CLUB? *faints*
aspen: i guess soooo lol
aspen: isnt it cootie
al: cake! haha
al: cake ish goot
aspen: ja!
al: ja papa! lol gil
aspen: *cartoon hearts spring out from head* tal...
al: *blinks* gil? me no sprechi duetch!
aspen: i can say "bitta" and "kapitalischtenschwine"
aspen: and that's about the extent of my german.
al: i can say shit in german. hahahaa.
aspen: i can only say "please" and "capitalist pig" hahahaa
al: LOL!
al: i learn bad words from gil
aspen: OOOO
aspen: gil is sooo bad!
al: he is!! *spanks him*
aspen: oh my!
aspen: i wanna see scott spank gil!!!@_!4
al: haha!
al: KDLSKJF yus that'd be lovely
aspen: *_*
al: OMG! is interview magazine still out? it has my worship picture of taylor in it *dies*
aspen: i dun't know :T
al: HMM
al: lol
al: I MUST INVESTIGATE THAT
al: *puts on her black clothes and grabs binoculars*
aspen: ROTFL
al: lol
aspen: i know what you're INVESTIAGING, p.i. al
al: oh DO YOU? *grins slyly*
aspen: but don't worry. i won't tell.
al: good *flicks sweat off brow*
aspen: i just came along for the.. uh.. birdwatching?.. *pulls out binoculars* *sweatdrops*
al: yeah...those birds...whew...they're just BOOTYFUL ain't they?
aspen: especially the ones with the red wifebeatersIMEANFEATHERS
al: *nearly chokes, thought she was found out* YEAH those are the REAL NICE ONES
aspen: heh heh. tweet tweet. nobody here but us racoons, tweet tweet
al: ROTFL oooh look at that one!! *rips her binoculars in a different direction* YUM
al: he's BIG
aspen: how.. MAJESTIC! *drools*
al: he's so...feathery...*drools*
aspen: who's that pokemon?! IT'S ZACACHU! *throws pokeball*
aspen: yay! i captured zacachu!
al: WOO HOO good JOB!
al: *claps*
aspen: zac: "ZACACHU?" aspie: bless you.
aspen: HA i'm SOOO LAME!
al: HAHAHA
al: *falls over, rolling in taylor flowers*