aspen: *dances* i am a closet britney listener i say
al: lmao me too
aspen: ummm happy hardcore rainbow brite mix is skeering me!
al: lol uh oh!
aspen: *cowers*
al lesse glycerine was just on... and now it's.... *waits*
al: mariah carey *snort*
aspen: *snigger*
al: all i want for christmas is you!
aspen: *hangs mistletoe*
al: well now *whistles*
aspen: did you know that mistletoe is oklahoma's state flower? :O
al: *blinkblink* NO SHIT
aspen: NOW YOU DO
al: ahhhahahaha that fucking rocks!
al: i wanna move to aslut just to say the mistletoe is my state flower!
aspen: tee hee!
aspen: not to mention the damn cool oklahoma state song! :PPPPP
al: lol remember the aslut police?
al: *cackles*
aspen: YES LOL
al: lol YEAH just so i can go dance around the golden driller going "OOOOOOOOOOOO...KLAHOMA!!!! where the wind comes sweeping down the plain!"
aspen: don't forget your cowboy boots and lasso!!
al: wheeeeee *struts into town*
al: hey behbeh!
aspen: where the waving wheat, sure smells sweet! :p
al: :D we sang and danced to that in 8th grade choir
aspen: *lmao*
aspen: that is quite a thought
al: lmao it was quite a sight
al: hey aspen!
aspen: HEY AL!
al: *sings* YOUUUUR LOVEEE IS BETTER THAN ICEEE CREAMMMM, better than anything i've ever seeeeeennnn... you loooovee is better than ice cream, everyone here knows how to cry!
al: *winkwink* lmao
aspen: *orgasms*
al: ;D
al: *looks at icon* jew!
al: lmao
aspen: HAHAHA
aspen: i'm your jew buddy!
al: *cackles*
al: i've always wanted a jew buddy!
aspen: well now you have one! *BEAM*
aspen: musseltov!
al: lmao!
al: well color me pink and call me flustered!
al: or um something lol
aspen: well spank my ass and call me charlie!
al: lmao!
aspen: well stomp on frogs and shove a crowbar up my nose!
al: my my!
al: WOAH PINK
aspen: *dance*
al: sesssssyyy
aspen: *sex-jigs with trowa*
al: did you happen to get a...... XMAS CARD?!! *lick* trowa
aspen: you and nevie crack my jewish ass up
al: LMAO
aspen: i wish i knew some hebrew right about now
aspen: ya shmuck
al: lmao! talk amongst yourselves
al: i'm a little fah-clempted!
aspen: ROTFL
aspen: "here i'll give you a topic"
al: lmao
aspen: "rhode island is neither a road nor an island"
aspen: "discuss!"
al: HAHAHHAHAH
aspen: YES! rotfl
al: *cackles*