aspen: ISAAC IS THE BEST LOOKING WOOKIE THIS SIDE OF THE PLANET NABOO BITCH
alyssa: HAHAHHAHAHAHHAAHHAA
alyssa: OH MY GOD
aspen: WORSHIP HIS DICK(@PENIS.TESTICLES)
alyssa: LMFAO HAHA
alyssa: HE makes hanson, well, hanson
aspen: no kidding
aspen: that person has a major wedgie
alyssa: lol yes i think so.
alyssa: named isaac's dick(@penis.testicle)
aspen: lmmfao
aspen: i laugh at such ignorance. she's probably 12 years old crying because we don't love ike
aspen: well, we do, but not as much as her
alyssa: LOL god damn.
alyssa: i guess not.
alyssa: oh but aspen!
alyssa: no one will EVER love ike as much as her.
aspen: don't they know?
aspen: SHE IS MRS. ISAAC HANSON
aspen: THEY EMAIL EACH OTHER EVERY DAY AND GOT MARRIED ONLINE
aspen: HE'S JUST SHY IS ALL
alyssa: LOLOL
aspen: SO THEY'RE NOT MEETING TILL DECEMBER
alyssa: HAHAAHA
alyssa: THEN THEY'LL REALLY GET MARRIED
aspen: ON 11th STREET
alyssa: AND HE'LL CARRY HER OVER THE THRESHOLD
aspen: AND STAB HER TO DEATH WITH A SPOON
alyssa: and then EAT HER HEART cause he just LOVES HER SO MUCH
aspen: BUT SHE'LL LOVE HIM FOREVER. BECAUSE EVEN THOUGH TAYLOR IS BETTER LOOKING AND ZAC IS SMARTER, THOSE UNEVENLY SHAPED EYES WILL ALWAYS MAKE HER MELT.
alyssa: ALWAYS.
alyssa: ALWAYS, THEY MAKE HER MELT.