al: dave's trying to be goth, i swear to christ
al: eww i feel dirty for saying that
al: i take that back hehe
caela: lol DAVE and GOTH together in the same sentence is worse than cussing to your grandma
al: it's disturbing. really disturbing.
al: he died his hair black cause i know it ain't that dark, and wears eyeliner (i normally wouldn't object, but it's DAVE) and ugh the eybrow thing
caela: oh my lord - lol i almost died when i saw him wearing a skid row tshirt
caela: he doesnt listen to that - he listens to billie and cleopatra and he knows it
al: HAHAH NO SHIT!
caela: lol mwahahhaha
al: like it's not bad enough with scott acting like he likes less than jake
caela: lol i know
al: stewpid dave
caela: he probably heard "the history of a boring town" in some store somewhere and he thinks hes a massive fan
al: LOLOL
caela: and his radiohead obsession - just kills me
caela: he's just finding radiohead after ive known them since i was like 4
al: yeah and you know he bought all 93487293487 of his tee shirts of theirs from like, one concert, and was like "less than jake...? sure..."
al: HAHAHAH YEAH I KNOW
al: he fucking kills me i swear
caela: lmao - omg theyre such damned wannabes - loving them so much gives us the right to slap them upside their dyed heads
al: haha no shit!
al: if i didn't love them so much i wouldnt make fun of them
al: i've earned the right damn it
caela: lol EXACTLY - high 5 for that one
al: *misses* lol i'm lame
caela: lol *misses and smack your ass* i mean come on - could spy BE anymore influenced
al: HAHAHAH ASS!!!! iloveyou lol - NO SHIT i'm like "okay scott take a breath and hopefully you'll get hit with the reality that you're trash" lol
caela: lol omg you scanned your stomach thats amazing - your ring is so much sexier than daves dammit
al: yeah lol i was like "i'm going to scan my stomach" and like, layed over it lol - fuck yeah it is!!
caela: lolol omg thats so great - only you would be so damn creative - no moffatt is smart enough for that!
al: yeah! *cracks whip* take that dave!
caela: *dave runs off crying like the pansy he really is* i wish i could have seen him cry when he got his eyebrow pierced
al: HAHAAAAAAAAAAAA *falls over*
al: no shit! i would like point and laugh
al: and then make scott pierce his tongue to prove himself a man
caela: lol seriously - ill sit on him and you get the needle
al: *gets big huge needle and scott starts crying* that's what i thought
al: TAKE IT LIKE A MAN!!
caela: lol fuck yeah he'd cry - he's just a little sissy who picks on dave to make himself look tough - we just pick on dave cos we love him
al: exactly! scott's got an inferiority complex, i swear. he's worse than dave in reality.
al: which is REALLY BAD. lol
caela: lol yeah it is! i say we fuck him and leave him and when he realizes how much he loves us then we'll see whos tough
al: yeah and then we'll make him cater our asses till we decide he's proved his love - which will never happen of course.
caela: lol so true so true - he'll just walk around in his little loin clothe answering to our little silver bells and our hard spanks on the ass
al: BAD BOY SCOTT!! *spank*
al: he might get too much joy outta that.
caela: yeah i think so - lets poke him in the eyes instead lol
al: hahahha and force him to listen to us rant about how much better taylor is *grin*
caela: LMFAO YES YES that ROCKS *double high 5s*
al: *cheers* lol and tease him with our sex necklaces, cause you know damn well he wants one. he just doesn't know it yet.
caela: lol shit yes he does - my whole creative writing class wants one so you know he does