al: hello clint, could you please broadcast the fact even more that you're canadian?
caela: lol he's damn proud
al: no joke right
al: hahah uh oh dont bring up hanson around moffatts
caela: omg seriously - theyll flip out
al: hahah scotts all making faces
caela: you can feel scotts viens bulging at the mention of their names
al: i'm like "yeah shut up you know you want to tap his ass"
al: aww little dave. hahahah how adorably ugly was he?
caela lol adorably ugly lmao
al: you know what is fucking amusing as hell?
caela: whats amusing as hell
al: SCOTT HAS A RAGING FUCKING BONER IN THE GIRL OF MY DREAMS VID
al: *falls over laughing*
caela: lololol does he?
caela: omg thats so funny
caela: little grease ball
al: hahah yes man it's great hahah
al: cause he's only wearing boxers... i'm like "JESUS H CHRIST" lol
al: oh christ, baby moffies "hi i'm clint and i'm lined up with all the GIRLS *winkwink*" dick
caela: lol clint needs to take lessons from his much COOLER brothers in .... being COOL arg
al: lol no joke he's discussing how he's going to "branch out" his goatee.... it's like "shut the fuck up, even DAVE is cooler than you"
caela: lol seriosly cos you know clint after 6 FUCKING MONTHS no one gives a fuck about your ratty ass facial hair
al: hahah except for the fact that i'm scared to be near him, but you know how it is lol
caela: lol no shit man that kid is freaky ass
al: lol little creep
caela: im like ahh get away i dont want you to look at me
al: lol i know right *shudders* he's a goddamned date rapist
al: which i don't blame him, if i looked like him and had all those hot brothers and i wasn't getting any, i'd be pretty rapist-esque myself
caela: im jammin to mary janes last dance yo
al: AHHHH sessy
al: *licklick*
caela: im going to a tom petty concert on sunday yeah baby
al: oh my FUCK i am so jealous
caela: lol i know - he better sing it like last time so i can dance like a fucking crazy person
caela: one good thing about living in cali - he comes here at least 6 times a year lol
al: aww fuck man i'm going to live there
al: i want to dance like a crazyperson
caela: lol seriously - bring taylor cos crosby still and nash live here and i know where they live
al: oohh *straps taylor to her back* that's it, we're hiking it
caela: and im seeing them live too lol - you 2 can be my date
al: woo *claps*
caela: lmfao!!!
caela: im totally getting a mental pic here
al: as long as you promise to sleep with me on the first date
al: hahah
caela: lol no problem im easy