sarama: "my car broke down...can you help us?"
sarama: hell take off his shirt and grab his tool...i mean THE tools
alyssa: HAHHA OH SHIT PLEASE GET GREASY AND FIX A CAR SCOTT
sarama: yeah dman it well get greasy "can we shower?, is that okay?"
alyssa: mmmmm yessssssssssss scottttttt
alyssa: lmao
sarama: "sure use my private bathroom"
alyssa: i just wanna get all hot and dirty with scott
sarama: omg, i wanna be like "scott can you help me with something in the kitchen?" yeah sure.... then the next thing you know its all hot, the ice tea has been split all over the floor, you wrestling each other on the kitchen counter, you skirt hiked up above the knee
alyssa: AAH SHIT STOP LMAO
alyssa: YOU'RE TURNING ME ON
sarama: his lips on your neck, sweating all over each other, "oh god fuck me scott" "tangles hair, short of breath
alyssa: OH SHIT OMG
alyssa: WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TRYING TO DO HERE
sarama: lmao the car is being started
sarama: im trying to write good porn for once
alyssa: DONT START IT UNLES YOU'RE GOING TO DRIVE IT
sarama: is it stick? i cant drive stick...mmm scott can show me though
alyssa: HAHAHAHA
alyssa: i'll drive scotts stick
alyssa: BA DUM CHING
alyssa: hahah *bows*
sarama: ill let scott take me for a ride
alyssa: HAHA
sarama: *applause*
alyssa: fucking that RULED
alyssa: write that shit man
alyssa: when the fuck did it get to be 20 after 3
sarama: if i remember hahhaa
sarama: fuck me if i know
alyssa: rivers, you make time escape

whee!