alyssa: but didn't it feel good to splurge on yourself?
aspen: sorta, but since i so rarely have money i was like obsessed with saving it. the only thing i'd gotten with it was the first 2 harry books in paperback, and that was from a gift card. i only have 23 dollars left. SNIFF
alyssa: oh i feel your pain, i was like MONEYYYYYY when i started selling stuff on ebay, and just spent it when i felt like it (after saving a bunch) and then i almost got sued and so my main source of money is GONNNNNEEEEEE so i'm broke all the time.
aspen: i just know once it's gone.... i'll be flat ass poor again
aspen: you almost got sued WHAT?
aspen: i'm stupid
alyssa: hanson's attorney's emailed me about me auctioning of hammerstein cds lol wanna see?
aspen: :O yeah
alyssa: which email do you want me to forward to?
aspen: futon@cloudwoven.com
alyssa: kay, sent.
aspen: OMG
aspen: OMGOMGOMGOMG
alyssa: ??
aspen: THIS GUY IS HANSON'S LAWYER WHAT?
alyssa: LOL YEAH HUH
aspen: OMG
aspen: OMG
aspen: THIS GUY
alyssa: what?
aspen: emails me about devil angel
aspen: A LOT
aspen: he's a FAN
alyssa: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT
aspen: i am so fucking serious
alyssa: AHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAHA
aspen: *falls over and fucking dies*
alyssa: OH MY CHRIST
alyssa: WHAT THE.... AHAHHAHAHA
aspen: omg!
aspen: omgomg!!!
aspen: that is... omg!
alyssa: *rolls around, clutching her heart*
aspen: brb i'm gonna go forward you a couple of his emails ok?
alyssa: LMFAO OKAY
aspen: sent 2 i still had
alyssa: LMFAO I'M READING
alyssa: OMG
aspen: dear god...
alyssa: "Your site is so...well, both handsome and pretty simultaneously, without compromising the essence of either. Much like Taylor."
aspen: how weird.
alyssa: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
aspen: i used to correspond with him a lot!
aspen: lolol
aspen: chriiiiist
alyssa: oh fuck me in the ear, that is so funny
aspen: i can't believe it
aspen: oh drat
alyssa: I MEAN, LIKE, HE'S THEIR FUCKING ATTORNEY GUY AND HE'S TALKING ABOUT HOW HOT TAYLOR IS.
alyssa: AAHAAHAHA
aspen: could you fwd those two back to futon@ for me?
alyssa: lmfao yup
aspen: i didnt read through them
aspen: sweeeet
aspen: he's the one needing a letter from a lawyer.
alyssa: LMFAO no shit man
alyssa: oh fucking a, that's lovely. that like, made my day lol
aspen: he told me he was a music student
alyssa: lol hmm. i wonder who's getting lied to - i'm tempted to put up hammerstein cds again
aspen: eh don't risk it
aspen: he might be both
alyssa: yeah that scares me eheh
alyssa: *giggles stupidly* thats so funny.
aspen: i'm just... shocked lol
aspen: I KNOW HANSON'S LAW-YERRRRR
aspen: HE LIKES MY POOORRRNNNN
alyssa: LOL he tries to sue me and likes your porn
alyssa: lol HEY, BOB, MAYBE YOU SHOULD LIKE, REINVESTIGATE THE MERITS OF HAVING YOUR EMPLOYER'S PORN
aspen: no fucking kidding
aspen: if taylor only knew
aspen: "gee we're in safe hands with BOB"
alyssa: lol poor, poor naive taylor.
alyssa: LMFAO
aspen: "he's not a PERVERT or nothin"
alyssa: when BOB wants you IN HIS HANDS
aspen: YES lolol
alyssa: or in him, whichever
alyssa: well there goes my amusement for the month.
alyssa: lol hey, bob, BETCHA DIDN'T KNOW i know ASPEN, did you?? lmfao
alyssa: fuck i can't get over that.
aspen: i'm thinking i need to start corresponding with bob again
alyssa: LOL
alyssa: "hey bob, gimme concert tickets and i'll write a new chapter"
aspen: i'm thinking bob could land me some priviliges if you know what i mean
aspen: HAHAHA
alyssa: LOL ESSSSPPPPP
aspen: like you don't know what i mean lol
alyssa: lmfao
alyssa: PRIVELEDGES? WHAT? BUTTSEX? LMFAO
alyssa: hahahhahahahaha
alyssa: i'm convulsing lmfao
aspen: LOLOL
aspen: i'm like shaking
alyssa: hahahaha my eyes
alyssa: i can't see lmfoa
aspen: i'm all WOAHAAHHHAAAHHHHHHH
alyssa: AS YOU CAN TELL
aspen: LOLOL
alyssa: HAHAH I JUST DROLLED ALL OVE
alyssa: LMFAO
alyssa: I CANT STOP
alyssa: EEEW I'M ALL SPIT-Y
aspen: ROTMFFLMFAO