aspen: ewwww why do that, downstairs is so much better
alyssa: lol exactly!
aspen: lol
alyssa: warmer and everything!
alyssa: well probably not, heat rises *snort*
aspen: *lightly smacks al's hand* bad al! naughty al!
alyssa: lmao
alyssa: i'm sorry teacher!
aspen: YOU have to CLEAN ALL THE DESKS
alyssa: nooooo teacher noo
aspen: *pins note to your shirt for you to take home to mummy*
alyssa: *lays on the floor crying*
alyssa: i'll clean it WITH YOUR TOOTHBRUSH!
alyssa: *sticks out tongue*
aspen: rotflmfao
alyssa: lol
aspen: no! not my POWER RANGERS TOOTHBRUSHHHHH!
alyssa: YES! THAT ONE!
aspen: noooo! *melts into puddle of goo*
alyssa: *cackles, grabbing the toothbrush and scrubbing deskpoo with it*
aspen: deskpoo?? lol
alyssa: lmfao
aspen: *puddle of goo hisses*
alyssa: *jigs around goo puddle*
aspen: goo puddle: *smokes and bubbles*
alyssa: *evil laughter as all the desks are cleaned*
alyssa: take THAT! *throws power rangers toothbrush down at goo*
aspen: *scott moffatt struts in in a ... TIE!* sit down, little fucks. i'm your new teacher. *throws beer bottle at class*
alyssa: LMFAO
alyssa: *students faint at his supposed sexiness, but really at the stench of the beer having overwhelmed them*
aspen: scott: i just came from teaching the... *shudder of disgust* COCK-SUCKING RETARD CHILDREN
alyssa: ROTFL!!!!!!
aspen: scott *pours alcohol all over the room*
alyssa: *falls over*
alyssa: *super al comes in to save the day!*
alyssa: BAD MOFFATT!!! RUN CHILDREN
aspen: scott: you! blond girl! suck my dick!
alyssa: why scott! that's sheila!
aspen: scott: *turns to super al* you, too! man my nipples, wench!
aspen: rotfl!
alyssa: *faints* YES, SIR!
alyssa: hahahaha
aspen: oh dear... was that the firey depths of hell licking my ass?
alyssa: eee my ass is suddenly warming, i think so
aspen: scott: *burning alive in fiery plumes... commanding satan's minions to perform various sexual favors upon him*
alyssa: *super al saves pile of goo* we're freed!
aspen: *pile of goo regenerates into aspie-chan* al-channnnn! *swoons* my heeeeeeeero!
alyssa: *struts*
aspen: *holds up a big MMMBOP ME AL sign and screams at 20 decibels*
alyssa: *winks and waves at aspie-chan*
aspen: *melts into puddle of goo... AGAIN!*
aspen: it's a vicious cycle!!!
aspen: i should see a doctor about that.
alyssa: lmao you should!
alyssa: it's bad for the social aspect. :D
aspen: *makes an appointment with dr. dave* yaa kaa kaa
aspen: tee hee
alyssa: buhahahaa

whee!