aspen: i feel the need to write dirty hanson limericks.
alyssa: HAHA do so! QUICK!
alyssa: lmfao
alyssa: i feel the need to DO ZAC lmfao
alyssa: i'm a cradle robber
aspen: THERE ONCE WAS A GUY NAMED ZAC / FROM CASSIE HE TOOK MUCH FLACK / HE BOWLED A SEVENTY NINE / AND HE LOOKED OH SO FINE / HE GAVE HER A HEART ATTACK
aspen: that's not dirty though. OOPS
aspen: haha
alyssa: HAHHAAH
alyssa: that rocks
alyssa: he should.... bowl a 69 in my bed. HAHAHAHAHA
alyssa: jesus
aspen: ROTFL
aspen: KNOCK MY PINS!!! 7/10 SPLIT! hahahaa
aspen: GUTTERBALL
aspen: fuck haha
alyssa: HAHAHAHHA
aspen: when you come here next, i'm reserving lane 13 for us so we can spaz out on it
alyssa: i'll fukcing LICK IT HAHA
aspen: lol OH DO
alyssa: and roll around like i have tourettes or something
aspen: ROTFLMFAO AND COUGHING
alyssa: HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
alyssa: i'll push lead you around like you're retarded
aspen: HAHAH and screaming "HAVE MY BABIES ZAC! i got a 6 pins FUCK ME NOW"
alyssa: lmfao
alyssa: HAHAHHAHAHAHAAHHA
aspen: push/lead even
aspen: LOL
alyssa: lmfao oh christ
aspen: oh dear lolol we'll really scare lanes 12 and 14
alyssa: HAHAH
aspen: HAHA oh it will be orgasmic
alyssa: that it will
aspen: i'll scream for you and be like "ALYSSAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!"
aspen: OMG
aspen: last time we went bowling
alyssa: OMG do they sell statues of golden driller? I COULD CARRY IT AROUND LOL AND MAKE HIM BOWL
aspen: the lady in the lane next to us had a MULLET, and these eyebrows that looked like CHIA PETS
aspen: THEY WERE FUCKING HUGE AND WERE LIKE CATERPILLARS WITH HAIR EVERYWHERE AAAAAAH
alyssa: LMFAO OH MY GOD
alyssa: HAHAHHAAHHAH
aspen: they might hahahaha
aspen: i was laughing SO HARD at her
aspen: and tony was like, "STOP IT! you're MEAN!"
aspen: i'm like OMG TONY HAHAHAHA MULLET AND CHIA PET EYEBROWS AAAAAAAH
alyssa: LMFAO OH GOD
aspen: i was rolling.
alyssa: HAHAHAHHAHAAH i would have pissed my pants with you if i were there
aspen: we would have gotten like beaten up by her lol
aspen: cos we together would have been all loud lol
alyssa: LOL oh christ "LOOK AT HER MULLET!!!! HOLY SHIT"
aspen: lolol exactly