Jokes

 

Why did Dracula go to jail?

He tried to rob the blood bank.




What do you call a fat Jack-o-Lantern?

A Plumpkin




What do you get when you cross a
Snowman with a Vampire?

Frostbite




How do you fix a broken Jack-O-Lantern?

With A Pumpkin Patch




What did the orange pumpkin say to the green pumpkin?

Why orange you orange?




What did the pumpkin say to his girl friend?

"I seed you with another guy."




What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?

Good-Pie




What did a mad pumpkin say to his enemy?

"I'll stem on your foot!"




When asked how he was, what did the pumpkin reply?

"I'm vine, thank you."




What did one jack-o'-lantern say to another?

"Cut it out!"




What does a pumpkin pie say after a big meal?

"That was filling."




What does a pumpkin tiger do?

Stalk Its Prey




What does a pumpkin priest stand on?

A Pulpit




What do pumpkins eat at ball games?

Pulp Corn




What do pumpkins eat at McDonald's?

Bix Max




What kind of romances do pumpkins have?

Mushy




What's a pumpkin's favorite sport?

Squash




What's orange and goes putt-putt-putt?

An Outboard Pumpkin




What does a pumpkin sew?

A Pumpkin Patch




What vegetable does a pumpkin turn into
when an elephant steps on it?

Squash




What's orange and goes bzzzzzzzz?

An Electric Pumpkin




What was orange and lived in Egypt?

Tutapumpkin




What do pumpkin poets write?

Rinds




What's orange and flies?

Super Pumpkin