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Easter Jokes 




How do you make a rabbit stew? 

Make it wait for three hours!

How do you post a bunny?

Hare mail. 

What did the grey rabbit say to the blue rabbit? 

Cheer up!

Why is a bunny the luckiest animal in the world?

It has four rabbits' feet. 

How does the Easter Bunny say Happy Easter? 

Hoppy Easter! 


What is the difference between a crazy bunny and a counterfeit banknote? 

One is bad money and the other is a mad bunny! 

Why did the Easter egg hide?

He was a little chicken! 

What did the bunny want to do when he grew up? 

Join the Hare Force. 

What do you get when you cross a bunny with an orange?

A pip squeak.

What do you get when you pour hot water down a rabbit hole? 

A hot cross bunny.