Case File : 696969

Location : Blackpool / England

Date : 1999 / 2000

Investigating Agents : Ben Dover / Ivor Biggun

Our story begins with reports that a twenty something male in a small sea side town called Blackpool, England, had a penis with A.I. ( Artificial Inteligence ) characteristics. These characteristics enabled his penis to fully control itself and truly have a mind of its own. This would cause undue stress and torment in the subject male and lead to an enquiry and investigation into the matter.

Our subject, Desmond Swan ( 25 ), seen below, was up until recently a normal everyday man. This was until his home pornography collection became so large that his penis began to think for itself.

Subject : Desmond Swan

Then one day after slipping one off the wrist, so to speak, something strange was about to happen !!

Subject after slipping one off the wrist !!

His penis suddenly became hard to control and it was at this stage that Desmond started to notice that his pride and joy was now bigger stronger and longer than ever before.

Armed with his new weapon and with his confidence at an all time high, Desmond went down to the local pub to show off his new found toy.