Chapter 1: A Fluffy Beginning
Page 1: The Speech
Ears: Welcome fellow Rabbits. I am Ears B., Leader of F.U.R. and organizer of P.O.O.P. You may call me Ears-rah.
*Audience Cheers*
Ears: Thank you. Now, you may be wondering, what exactly does F.U.R. mean? Well, the Fearless Underestimated Rabbits are a group of rabbits, like you and me, who intend to free ourselves from the ongoin opression of humans!!!! We will free ourselves from our cages!!!!
*Audience Cheers*
Ears: Now, are there any questions?
Rabbit from Audience: Great Ears-rah, how do you intend to do this?
Ears: P.O.O.P. is the proccess of preparing the overthrow of human rule! In this stage we are sabatoging humans in every way we possibly can! We must terrorize them!!!!!
Rabbit from Audience: But great Ears-rah, this is impossible! We can't just march up to their leaders and destroy them!!
Ears: Yes, every single one of you can help in small ways! Bite the hand that feeds you! Hraka on their documents! Chew their wires! Dig up the carpets! These small steps will lead us to a freer, rabbity Earth!!!!
*Rabbits cheer wildly and start chanting* Ears-rah! Ears-rah! Ears-rah! Ears-rah! Ears-rah! Ears-rah!!! yaaaaaaaaaaaa!
