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Personality Test
Instructions: Get a piece of paper and a pencil and record your answers
1. Is ur hair long or short??
2. If u were on a date where would u go to the movies
or shopping??
3. What's ur favorite color out of blue, yellow, red,
black, and green???
4. Pick ur favorite sport out of basketball, baseball,
football, soccer, and golf??
5. If u could pick a store between the GAP or Old Navy
what would it be??
6. What's ur favorite state out of Florida, Maine, and
Texas???
7. In the summer would u rather go to the beach or lay
on the couch for hours watching
T.V.??
8. What's ur birthday month??
9. Name a person of the opposite sex.
10. Would u rather talk on the phone or go out with
friends??
ANSWERS:
1. Long- cute ~ Short- loud
2. Movies- romantic ~Shopping-fashioniable
3. Blue- cute ~ Yellow- friendly ~ Red- sweet ~
Black- different ~ Green-funny
4. Basketball- sporty ~ Baseball- interested in sports
~Football- a winner ~ Soccer- good sportsmanship ~
Golf- quiet
5. Gap- good stlye ~ Old Navy- has nice clothes
6. Flordia- good taste ~ Maine- loves the beach ~
Texas- cowboy
7. Beach- fun ~ Laying on the couch- Lazy
8. If your birthday falls between Jan. - June- u
really love sports ~ July - Dec.- u love to listen,
dance, and sing to music
9. That person will fall in love with u
10. Talking on the phone- Crazy!! ~Going out with
friends- popular
What tree are you?
What tree did YOU fall from?
Find your birthday and then find your tree...
Dec 23 to Jan 01 - Apple Tree
Jan 01 to Jan 11 - Fir Tree
Jan 12 to Jan 24 - Elm Tree
Jan 25 to Feb 03 - Cypress Tree
Feb 04 to Feb 08 - Poplar Tree
Feb 09 to Feb 18 - Cedar Tree
Feb 19 to Feb 28 - Pine Tree
Mar 01 to Mar 10 - Weeping Willow Tree
Mar 11 to Mar 20 - Lime Tree
Mar 21 - Oak Tree
Mar 22 to Mar 31 - Hazelnut Tree
Apr 01 to Apr 10 - Rowan Tree
Apr 11 to Apr 20 - Maple Tree
Apr 21 to Apr 30 - Walnut Tree
May 01 to May 14 - Poplar Tree
May 15 to May 24 - Chestnut Tree
May 25 to Jun 03 - Ash Tree
Jun 04 to Jun 13 - Hornbeam Tree
Jun 14 to Jun 23 - Fig Tree
Jun 25 to Jul 04 - Apple Tree
Jul 05 to Jul 14 - Fir Tree
Jul 15 to Jul 25 - Elm Tree
Jul 26 to Aug 04 - Cypress Tree
Aug 05 to Aug 13 - Poplar Tree
Aug 14 to Aug 23 - Cedar Tree
Aug 24 to Sep 02 - Pine Tree
Sep 03 to Sep 12 - Weeping Willow Tree
Sep 13 to Sep 22 - Lime Tree
Sep 23 - Olive Tree
Sep 24 to Oct 03 - Hazelnut Tree
Oct 04 to Oct 13 - Rowan Tree
Oct 14 to Oct 23 - Maple Tree
Oct 24 to Nov 11 - Walnut Tree
Nov 12 to Nov 21 - Chestnut Tree
Nov 22 to Dec 01 - Ash Tree
Dec 02 to Dec 11 - Hornbeam Tree
Dec 12 to Dec 21 - Fig Tree
Dec 22 - Beech Tree
APPLE TREE (the Love) - of slight build, lots of
charm, appeal, and attraction, pleasant aura,
flirtatious, adventurous, sensitive, always in
love, wants to love and be loved, faithful and
tender partner, very generous, scientific talents,
lives for today, a carefree philosopher with
imagination.
ASH TREE (the Ambition) - uncommonly attractive,
vivacious, impulsive, demanding, does not care for
criticism, ambitious, intelligent, talented, likes
to play with fate, can be egotistic, very reliable
and trustworthy, faithful and prudent lover,
sometimes brains rule over the heart, but takes
partnership very seriously.
BEECH TREE (the Creative) - has good taste, concerned
about its looks,materialistic, good organization
of life and career, economical, good leader, takes
no unnecessary risks, reasonable, splendid
lifetime companion, keen on keeping fit(diets,
sports, etc.)
BIRCH TREE (the inspiration) - vivacious, attractive,
elegant,friendly, unpretentious, modest, does not
like anything in excess, abhors the vulgar, loves
life in nature and in calm, not very passionate,
full of imagination, little ambition , creates a
calm and content atmosphere.
CEDAR TREE (the Confidence) - of rare beauty, knows
how to adapt,likes luxury, of good health, not in
the least shy, tends to look down on others,self-
confide nt, determined, impatient, likes to
impress others, many talents,industrious, healthy
optimism, waiting for the one true love, able to
make quick decisions.
CHESTNUT TREE (the Honesty) - of unusual beauty, does
not want to impress, well-developed sense of
justice, vivacious, interested, a born diplomat,
but irritate s easily and sensitive in company,
often due to a lack of self confidence, acts
sometimes superior, feels not understood loves
only once, has difficulties in finding a partner.
CYPRESS TREE (the Faithfulness) - strong, muscular,
adaptable, takes what life has to give, content,
optimistic, craves money and acknowledgment, hates
loneliness, passionate lover which cannot be
satisfied, faithful, quick-tempered,unruly,
pedantic, and careless.
ELM TREE (the Noble-mindedness) - pleasant shape,
tasteful clothes,modest demands, tends not to
forgive mistakes, cheerful, likes to lead but not
to obey, honest and faithful partner, likes making
decisions for others, noble-minded, generous, good
sense of humor, practical.
FIG TREE (the Sensibility) - very strong, a bit self-
willed,independent, does not allow contradiction
or arguments, loves life, its family,children and
animals, a bit of a social butterfly, good sense
of humor, likes idleness and laziness , of
practical talent and intelligence.
FIR TREE (the Mysterious) - extraordinary taste,
dignity, sophisticated, loves a nything beautiful,
moody, stubborn, tends to egoism but cares for
those close to them, rather modest, very
ambitious, talented, industrious, uncontented
lover, many friends, many foes, very reliable.
HAZELNUT TREE (the Extraordinary) - charming,
undemanding, very understanding, knows how to make
an impression, active fighter for social cause,
popular, moody, and capricious lover, honest, and
tolerant partner, precise sense of judgment.
HORNBEAM TREE (the Good Taste) - of cool beauty, cares
for its looks and condition, good taste, is not
egoistic, makes life as comfortable as possible,
leads a reasonable and disciplined life, looks for
kindness and acknowledgement in an emotional
partner, dreams of unusual lovers, is seldom happy
with its feelings,
mistrusts most people, is never sure of its
decisions, very conscientious.
LIME TREE (the Doubt) - accepts what life dishes out
in a composed way, hates fighting, stress, and
labor, dislikes laziness and idleness, soft and
relenting, makes sacrifices for friends, many
talents but not tenacious enough to make them
blossom, often wailing and complaining, very
jealous but loyal.
MAPLE TREE (Independence of Mind) - no ordinary
person, full of imagination and originality, shy
and reserved, ambitious, proud, self-confident,
hungers for new experiences, sometimes nervous,
has many complexities, good memory, learns easily,
complicated
love life, wants to impress.
OAK TREE (the Brave) - robust nature, courageous,
strong, unrelenting,independent, sensible, does
not like change,keeps its feet on the ground,
person of action.
OLIVE TREE (the Wisdom) - loves sun, warmth and kind
feelings, reasonable, balan ced, avoids aggression
and violence, tolerant, cheerful, calm,well-
developed sense of justice, sensitive, empathetic,
free of jealousy, loves to read and the company of
sophisticated people.
PINE TREE (the Particular) - loves agreeable company,
very robust, knows how to make life comfortable,
very active, natural, good companion, but seldom
friendly , falls easily in love but its passion
burns out quickly, gives up easily, every thing
disappointments
until it finds its ideal, trustworthy, practical.
POPLAR TREE (the Uncertainty) - looks very decorative,
not very self-confident, only courageous if
necessary, needs goodwill and pleasant
surroundings, very choosy, often lonely, great
animosity, artistic nature, good organizer, tends
to lean toward philosophy, reliable in any
situation, takes partnership seriously.
ROWAN TREE (the Sensitivity) - full of charm,
cheerful, gifted without egoism, likes to draw
attention, loves life, motion, unrest, and even
complications, is both dependent and independent,
good taste, artistic, passionate, emotional, good
company, does not forgive.
WALNUT TREE (the Passion) - unrelenting, strange and
full of contrasts, often egotistic, aggressive,
noble, broad horizon, unexpected reactions,
spontaneous, unlimited ambition, no flexibility,
difficult and uncommon partner, not always liked
but often admired, ingenious strategist, very
jealous and passionate, no compromise.
WEEPING WILLOW (the Melancholy) - beautiful but full
of melancholy,attractive, very empathetic, loves
anything beautiful and tasteful,loves to travel,
dreamer, restless,capricious, honest, can be
influenced but is not easy to live with,
demanding, good intuition, suffers in love but
finds sometimes an anchoring partner.
Angels
Our friends are like angels,
Who brighten our days.
In all kinds of wonderful,
Magical ways
Their thoughtfulness comes
As a gift from above
And we feel we're surrounded,
By warm caring love
Like upside down rainbows
Their smiles bring the sun
And they fill ho-hum moments
With laughter and fun
Friends are like angels
Without any wings
Blessing our lives
With the most precious things!
Famous Quotes
1. I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes
because I know I'm not dumb .... and I also
know that I'm not blonde.
-Dolly Parton-
2. You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women,
but you hardly ever see a smart woman with a
dumb guy.
-Erica Jong-
3. I want to have children, but my friends scare
me. One of my friends told me she was in labor
for 36 hours. I don't even want to do anything
that feels good for 36 hours.
-Rita Rudner-
4. I've been on so many blind dates, I should get
a free dog.
-Wendy Liebman-
5. If high heels were so wonderful, men would still
be wearing them.
-Sue Grafton-
6. I'm not going to vacuum 'til Sears makes one you
can ride on.
-Roseanne Barr-
7. I think-therefore I'm single.
-Lizz Winstead-
8. When women are depressed they either eat or go
shopping. Men invade another country.
-Elayne Boosler-
9. Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.
-Maryon Pearson-
10. I base most of my fashion taste on what doesn't
itch.
-Gilda Radner-
11. In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man;
if you want anything done, ask a woman.
-Margaret Thatcher-
12. Some of us are becoming the men we wanted to marry.
-Gloria Steinem-
13. Nagging is the repetition of unpalatable truths.
-Baroness Edith-Summerskill
14. If men can run the world, why can't they stop wearing
neckties? How intelligent is it to start the day by
tying a little noose around your neck?
-Linda Ellerbee-
15. I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man
I keep his house.
-Zsa Zsa Gabor-
16. Nobody can make you feel inferior without your
permission.
-Eleanor Roosevelt-
A look in the Mirror
Age 8: Looks at herself and sees herself as Cinderella/Sleeping Beauty
Age 15: Looks at herself and sees herself as Cinderella/Sleeping Beauty/Cheerleader or if she is PMS'ing: sees Fat/Pimples/UGLY ("Mom I can't go to school looking like this!")
Age 20: Looks at herself and sees "too fat/too thin, too short/too tall, too straight/too curly" - but decides she's going anyway.
Age 30: Looks at herself and sees "too fat/too thin, too short/too tall, too straight/too curly" - but decides she doesn't have time to fix it so she's going anyway.
Age 40: Looks at herself and sees "too fat/too thin, too short/too tall, too straight/too curly" - but says, "At least, I'm clean" and goes anyway.
Age 50: Looks at herself and sees "I am" and goes where ever she wants to.
Age 60: Looks at herself and reminds herself of all the people who can't even see themselves in the mirror anymore. Goes out and conquers the world.
Age 70: Looks at herself & sees wisdom, laughter and ability, goes out & enjoys life.
Age 80: Doesn't bother to look. Just puts on a purple hat and goes out to have fun with the world.
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