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WE'VE MOVED...GO TO www.deadbywednesday.com TO SEE OUR SWEET NEW HOMEPAGE.
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welcome to the un-official dead.by.Wednesday homepage
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thanks for coming...we don't know why you did, but if anyone asks, you don't know who we are. unless, of course, they say we're a bunch of cool guys who had nothing to do with that whole mishap called the 80's. then, just say, "yeah. i know those guys, and i hear that jim guy has the world's smallest penis." it's a record...he's had it verified. we are gonna kick this music scene's ass and show everybody in iowa what rock is actually about. we're tired of boy bands though we aspire to have young teenage girls as our blindly supporting fans. we'd love to sell out if anyone has any mediocre products that need a band's endorsment. we'd be grateful for quality products, but we find it highly unlikely any real companies want to be associated with a band like us. since our real page has moved, i figured i would leave this up as a memorial to the comic attempt of webmastering i've been performing since the band was founded. we're moving up and on. please stick with us as we grow and make more and more gorgeous music. life is sweeter for all of us thanks to this band and all of the people involved. once again, thanks for coming, and enjoy the new website.
with all my love (not gay),
brandon
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