Survivor 3 ----------- Jurassic park

WEEK 4

REX TRIBE

SAURUS TRIBE

CHALLENGE:

the weeks challenge is to harness a dinosaur and race it around the small makeshift track which has been laid out. The first tribe to get someone throught the finish line wins immunity.

WEEK NOTES:

Saurus tribe are unhappy with howley after the last challenge becasue what he did to mel. The remaining tribe members think he should have thrown her in much sooner. Over in rex tribe they have realised that with the death of mel they are down to only one girl left in the competition. Laura (the only girl) has also realised this and has taken to wearing a chastity belt and sleeping with her eyes open to fool pom and adrian who are looking rather toey. Glenn is still chilled out and now walks eveywhere with his 'watering can' talking to it (it is now been named boris). Graham and nathan look set to make moves on some dinosaurs so that they can win the challenge however they are becoming withdrawn and speak to the remaining members of their tribe less and less. The other three members of saurus tribe have taken up a crude form of golf using mels arms and legs as clubs and small rocks as balls. Pogger is quite good at the game apart from the 'clubs' are starting to rot slightly and so keep slipping out of his hands. Other than that back over in rex tribe poms mangled foot is starting to look better and last was heard pogger was trying to find his big toe to use as a golf ball cos "the rocks dont travel far enough".

CHALLENGE RESULTS:

The track is about 1 kilometre long and has some bushes to run through. It is to be noted that howley and graham have been missing for two days before the challenge is to be completed. Pom got a tricerotops to ride on so by chance did jacob from the opposing tribe both thought the other one copied and gave ach other dirty looks for the remainder of the race. adrian picked the smallest dino because it reminded him most of a chicken. polley and pogger picked up a pterodon (flying dinosaur) to share, lauras dinosaur was a fluffy one as she thought it was cute and glenn decided he would just watch. Finally two minutes before the tribes were due to start the race holwey and graham came charging from the bushes riding harnessed raptors!(this confused adrian greatly and he wanted to know how they did it. The other tribe members decided they offered the dinos sexual favours in return for winning the race). They got to the line just as the race began and immediatly got their dinosaurs to eat adrians and poms. This sent these two screaming wildly into the bushes so they would not die at the hands of a crazed howley. Next to go was lauras cute dinosaur which stopped at some trees and began to eat dirt. Laura was upset she had not won the race but was happy that she wasnt dead. Only Saurus tribe members were left which meant that they had won immunity already but howley and graham decided to get their raptors to eat jacobs dinosaur aswell just to piss him off. Jacob ran of back towards their camp screaming about what he was going to do to howley and graham using only a cheese grater and their knobs. Howley eventually won the race and graham, pogger and polley all came in around the same time so Saurus tribe wins immunity.

TRIBAL COUNCIL:

Rex tribe face council for the umpteenth time on the island. Somehow(and no one knows why) jacob has accompanied rex tribe to the council muttering about cheese graters and has anyone seen nathan. Due to the fact that rex tribe were knocked out of the race early they have no idea what he is talking about but decide to vote him off anyway as they dont care about him. Strangley out of the five votes given all five are them are for jacob which signals to rex tribe that he has gone completly insane.

JAcob kicks himself out through insanity Pogger plays with mel

WEEK 5

CHALLENGE:

This weeks challenge is reasonably simple. It is a spelling test which will involve the names of the dinosaurs who havent killed anyone from the teams yet.

WEEK NOTES:

The remaining members of saurus tribe are shitting themselves with the news of the challenge at hand. Howley insists he will do fine even though he still spells his own name NaaTuHun, the other tribe members do not hold out much hope of their success. Rex tribe however are under the guidance of laura who is overseeing her tribes spelling lessons. She is doing well apart from glenn is still off on his happy walks and adrian and pom seem more interested staring at a computer shaped rock which they found. They belive that the longer you stare at the rock the more it turns into a computer. Laura decides to give up on trying to teach them anything after they sit there solidly for ten hours making funny noises and pretending to play simgolf. Polley has been seen less and less recently in saurus tribe and strangley enough he disapears about the same time that glenn disappears from rex tribe and comes back in the same happy carefree mood. It has been unknown to the other remaining tribe members that glenn and polley have made a secret pact to create a new 'greenteam' tribe (henceforth known as green tribe). They have been leaving and meeting in a secret spot where they have made friends with a troop of leaf eating dinosaurs who pick the sweetest of the sweet buds from the high trees for them in return of a small toke. This new tribe consists of glenn, polley and a few dinosaurs who protect the to humans. Unfortunalty one day they were all sitting around in a BIG circle when out of no where a giant spinosaurus appeared and killed some of the dinosaurs, the others scattered and left glenn and polley sitting there in the middle of a monster session. suddenly and with no fear polley handed the joint up to the giant dino who took a smoke, sat down and began to puff away with them happily. Sadly for polley he never realised that getting the biggest of the meat eating dinosaurs stoned would give it a major attack of the munchies, halfway through the last joint polley looked up to see the giant jaws coming down on him and swallowing him whole. Glenn jumped up and ran off back to his original tribe annoyed that he never got to have the last toke.

CHALLENGE RESULTS:

due to the death of polley going unoticed by wither tribe until later that afternoon when glenn returned the challenge went on as schelduled, the results were (contestants attempts are in brackets):
for rex tribe

Saurus tribe

REx tribe win immunity for week 5 after laura saves them from a pitiful draw against saurus tribe.

TRIBAL COUNCIL:

Saurus tribe are off to tribal council at the end of week five, they take with them the only part of polley that was left, his hand (which glenn grabbed to save the joint when polley was eaten). due to this there is still a peice of polley and his hand is quickly and unanimously voted off of the island by the rest of its tribe. Afterwards holwey decides to keep it so he can scratch his ass without getting smelly fingers, such is the way of saurus tribe.

POlley is taken out for lunch laura wins immunity and can spell her own name.

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