Survivor 3 ------- Jurassic park





Welcome to third instalment of the ever popular survivor series (if you missed the first two click here ######)

THere has been some heavy casualties over the previous two survivors series with most of the contestants (not to mention cast and crew) dying in horrible ways. If that in any way disturbed you then tough shit because survivor 3 promises to be the most violent and sickening thing ever (apart from jerry springer).
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The story so far......

(on a small island off the coast of Australia) 12 young mortals are plunged into a dense wilderness of unholiness filled with man eating dinosaurs. These young fools will have to try and survive eleven weeks on this complete anal hole of an island if they want to win the hallowed prize. This hallowed prize which is dared not talked about due to its greatness shall only be mentioned twice through the series, now (so get ready) and at the end when some idiot (contestant) wins. The prize which is so soughtafter is a packet of dry cat biscuits and a decaying tampon. Now it has been spoken of it shall not be uttered again until the end. The two yet to be named tribes are as follows:

TEAM 1

TEAM 2

WEEK 1

CHALLENGE:

After being dropped off on the island the survivors have been given a small task of coming up with their tribe names. The worst team name earns the team the right to camp inside a raptor nest for the duration of their stay on the island. Team one come up with the strong name of douwannaboner rex (to be known as rex from now on) . Unfortunatly for them Team two come up with the soul destroyingly good toungeabumma saurus (to be known as saurus from now on). After hearing team two's new name team one immediatly beat the shit out of chris (a.k.a pom) because he thought the name would win then dragged his unconcious body towards the raptor nest.

WEEKS NOTES:

After rex tribe beat pom stupid they decided that he had suffered enough and didnt end up using him as bait to lure the raptors away from their nest. They ended up setting up camp up a large tree in central raptor territory (judges allowed this as raptors can jump quite high and so there is still a GOOD chance or a contestant being maimed or killed). Think swiss family robinson tree house and that is their campsite. saurus tribe got away without having to live in a life threatening establishment and went up and camped near the river which flows through the north of the island. Each member of the tribes were allowed one luxury item. the girls brought clothes and some cosmetics, laura also brought a hair dryer (this made two items but no one noticed), adrian bought a case of beer, glenn bought a small watering can (i think??), pogger bought a case of jim beam, nathan (a.k.a howley) brought a rubber chicken (strictly for non-sexual reasons he assured the rest of his team), chris brought a guitar, polley bought in some talcum powder?, graham brought a pocket knife and jacob brought his dolby digital 7.1zillion surround sound system. His tribe were overjoyed with the sound system. Unfortunatly as mel pointed out there was no electricity on the island so the tribe threw jacob and his stereo of a small cliff (so he survived) and soon after that they threw mel off a taller cliff for pointing it out (she also survived).

CHALLENGE RESULTS:

As previously decided rex tribe have been living in the raptor nest and this was the result of the challenge. Also because the rex tribe have been successfully living in the raptor nest without having anyone killed (this is not what producers intended) there was a crack team of commandos lead by arnie sent in to assasinate any member of the rex tribe that they saw. Sadly for Tammy Arnie noticed her first as she was playing with some baby raptors. She was taken out with his custom made "bazooookaaa" and unfortunatly for rex tribe she will not "be baaack". On his way out Arnie single handedly took out 3 t rexes and two herds of raptors screaming "your luggaaage".

TRIBAL COUNCIL:

Due to the death of a member of rex tribe there is no tribal council and tammys bag of chips is opened*.

*At the beginning of the competition each member is given a bag of chips which they must take with them everywhere they go, including tribal council, Once they are killed, thrown off the island the bag of chips is opened and the contents crushed into the ground. Simply to piss off the remaining tribe members who have to stand and watch food wasted while they slowly starve to death.

ONTO the next week