Quotageness

On this page you will find some amusing or just plain stupid quotes from myself and friends of mine. If you want anything on here you just have to say it to me!!

• Do i look like a blonde with big tits and a big ass that tastes like vanilla ice cream...i dont think so.
  Rob when answering anything at the golf day

• Theres nothing better than giving a girl conjunctivitis.
  Rob again (think about it)

• F**k you Tia Maria you C**t
  Me after finishing a bottle of tia maria and falling about drunk everywhere

• I wish beer tasted like water
  Quiggyman at livid although now he strongly denies he ever said it

• Piss off you ugly ginger minger
  will about an unamed house mate

• ill bust yer open!!
  Nenad, to anybody who crosses him

• im so hungry i could suck the shit out of a dead rats arsehole
  Mic, aka Pogger, aka fats about his eating habits

• "how old was (don bradman) when he died?" "92" "oh well guess he didnt make that century"
  a quick conversation between nenad and myself

• i cried because i had no shoes and then i found a man
  theresa, a cool icq chick who lives up in queensland (its about love)

• they wanna go big house we'll go big house!!
  nenad, bringin it on