Ad-Nauseum Refers to Big Steve's constant reminders for members to click on an advertising banner.

Barry-More The relentless posting of a pretty young lady's picture

bigravensfanitis see also: drewflu A compulsion to post about, think about, drool over, read about and die a thousand deaths for Drew Barrymore (submitted by Greg)

Bisciotti The up-and-coming favorite snack food of Baltimore Ravens fans

Campbell's soup Refers to an Atlanta mayor painting himself into a corner with overzealous statements regarding the arrest of an NFL linebacker

Clowns A new "NFL" football team operating out of Cleveland, Ohio

cuter than LadyRaven A cleverly worded, pun-laden, thought-provoking post

dude looks like a lady see also: You go girl! Pittsburgh Steelers quarterback, Kordell Stewart

Eisenburger The Baltimore Sun's specialty: A small, meatless, tasteless, sandwich-like product, served with a side order of bitterness and second-guessing

Energizer Bunny see also: Road Runner Refers to TrueRavensFan's engaging enthusiasm and speed-of-light posting pace which not even his own wedding day could deter.

"Fanatical" post Any post containing more exclamation points than words

Fantasy Football Synonym for Art Bietz's "Cleveland Rantatorium II"

fine whine Refers to rival fans' moaning, crying and bitching about age-old issues regarding Baltimore and the Ravens.

funnier than Hank's pictures A real belly-shaking, gut-busting, beer-spitting, bordering-on-surreal post

HankerChief Any desperate, feeble attempt to anoint oneself as the center of attention

41-9 The ages of the biggest culprit (see above) and his latest flame

goalpost A careful and intelligent, discussion-seeking offering (see Raving Allan)

Hello Dolly! Refers to a hefty male member's shameless posting of jiggly, bare-chested, self-pictures

Hoss said so A synonym for a fact

indian givers Refers to the Baltimore media's running of television, radio and full-page newspaper ads promoting the Washington Redskins

Ir"Say" Any belch-filled, nonsensical, incoherent, egotistical, rambling statement

Johnny U. The school in which Maryland youngsters learned their passion for football

"Just kickin' it" Refers to the Ravens laid-back, field goal style of offense in October

Lazlo(pronunciation: lays low) (aka: "ghosts of banished posts") Reference to a lame rip-off of the idea of posting sarcastic material for the sole purpose of inflaming the board

LIMO (driver) Acronym for Lame Inaccurate Misinformed Offering. Refers to a highly emotional, overanxious, rumor-based, non-factual post (use: "What a limo driver!")

"lock 'n load" The ever-sweet LadyRaven's version of "Do you feel lucky, punk?"

max out A Cleveland fan's best attempt to inflame the board, then quickly go into retreat or hiding

micro manager see also: mental midget Refers to diminutive Redskins owner Danny Snyder for his overbearing style, producing such asinine statements as: "Anything short of winning a Super Bowl title this season is unacceptable."

post-haste The unabashed, single-minded goal of driving up one's post count. (see: jeffyraven)

post-mortem The sad practice of a banished poster continuing his tired little Nest-bashing lounge act in a small, empty, amateur theater

Postmaster General Refers to "543 Steve"....big Steve....the big kuhuna...the chairman of the board.

purple haze The infectous, overwhelming, mesmorizing atmosphere created when RavensNest2 members band together

Rosen-thaw The ability of a sportswriter to heat up the passions of fans by badmouthing the local teams

Sharpe and Sharper A quick analysis of the Baltimore Ravens offense and defense

smurfed! The act of smothering the board with threads and posts

Snide-er A Washington Redskin fan's tendency to boast due to an overrating of their team

"sticking with Kordell" Refers to any ridiculously false claim or promise (i.e. "I am innocent of any wrongdoing" --Richard Nixon or "I did not have sex with that woman, Miss Lewinsky" --Bill Clinton)

sweeter than Kordell Any sappy, self-indulgent, non-football related, time-wasting, fictional post (see Hank)

tailgating The relentless posting of a pretty young lady's picture

tears of a clown A reference to the whining by Brownie players and fans over the Ravens "running up the score" on them in the 2nd quarter of a 44-7 drubbing

The Fall of Rome Refers to former QB Jim Everett's on-air buttwhipping of Cleveland hero Jim Rome

The "Scalper" Washington Redskins owner Danny Snyder, for his history-making practice of charging fans to attend training camp.

trash-talking Refers to any comment made by Peter Warrick

Wizard of Oz Reference to Ozzie Newsome's amazing success with first round draft picks

Y2K? An open question to any fanatical members who have pelted the board with more than 2,000 posts.

zero tolerance Refers to the Ravens' collection of shutout victories