Funny as Hell Bitchney Paraodies

Baby one more time Paraodies

Biggie Spears-Make My Boobies One More Size

Oh booby booby
Oh booby booby
Oh booby booby
My chest was supposed to grow
My cleavage wasn't right yeah
Oh boobies boobies
My breasts are completely full
Now they are just right yeah
Surgery
Please make me a size double D
Bigger memories
I want them to show now
oh because
Chorus:
My little chest was killing me
(And i)
I must confess
I paid for these
(paid for these)
I look 32
But i'm just a child
I am a crime
Make my boobies one more size
Oh boobie boobie
I got double D's it's true
Now you've all been blinded
Oh pretty boobies
Your so big and oh so new
That's just the way I planned it
Golly
Rolling Stone was naughty
See me baby
Showing off my boobies
oh because
Chorus:
My little chest was killing me
(And i)
I must confess
I paid for these
(paid for these)
But I'm just a child
I am a crime
Make my boobies one more size

Pump Me Doctor One More Time

Ohh Doctor Doctor Ohh Doctor Doctor
Ohh Doctor Doctor
How was I supposed to know?
That I would get sick here.
Ohh Doctor Doctor
I shouldnt have swallowed
I know I should have spit yeah
Pump Me
Get this shit cum coutta me
Tell me doctor cuz I need to know now Ohh be
cause...
My horniness is killin me..
And I..
I must confess..
I still have (penis breathe)
When I don't blow you I loose my mind
Give me a sign...
Pump Me Doctor One More Time
Ohh Doctor Doctor
The reason I blow is you
Thats the way I like it..
Pump Me
Get this shit cum outta me
Tell me Doctor
Cuz I really wanna blow now ohh because...
My horniness is killin me
and I must confeess I still have penis breathe.
When I don't blow you I loose my mind.
Give me a sign
PUMP ME DOCTOR ONE MORE TIME!

Hit Britney One
More Time


Oh Britney Britney
How was I supposed to know
That you were such a slut yeah
Oh Britney, Britney
I shouldn’t have bought your album
‘cause you are such a ho, yeah
show me
that you are so ugly
someone hit Britney or
I'll have to go now
oh because
Your sluttiness is
Killing me
And I,
I must confess
I do believe (I do believe)
When guys are with you
They lose their mind
Someone hit Britney
One more time
Oh Britney, Britney
The reason I leave
Is you
You’ve got all
Of us blinded
Oh Britney, Britney
I was to have
Murdered you
It’s not the way
I planned it
Show me how to
Use a grenade
Tell me Justin ‘cause I
need to know now
Oh because
Repeat Chorus
Oh Britney, Britney
I never murdered you
Oh no
Oh ugly Britney
I shouldn’t have
Let you go
I must confess
That your sluttiness
Was killing me now
Don’t you know I
Can’t believe
That it’s not your hair
And give me
A dime so I can
Pay someone to hit Bratney
One more time


Sometimes Paraodies


Sometimes Parody Song


I went to get my breasts done
I never knew big boobs would be so much fun
Silicone has become my best friend, I want them to get bigger again and again.
I just want my breasts to get so big
So no one will noticed
That I really cant sing at all
But at least my breasts are no longer small
Sometimes I think
People are mad
Because they can't have
Bigger boobs like I do
Oh I'm so cool
You know you want them too
Baby all I needed was boobs
I flash my boobs at any time
Cause technically you know they aren't even mine
So now people accuse me
Of being the one who is all slutty
When my breasts are popping out
I feel so filled with pride
Come over here and take a good look
Cause tomorrow they're gonna be a bigger size


Sometimes
You tell me you wanna get with me
That you can't take your're perverted eyes away from me.
Its not that I don't wanna stay
But everytime you cum to soon I squirm away
II wanna beleive in every move that you make
Cuz you moan so loud
But if you really want me
Pum slow
There's things about me you just gotta know
Sometimes I cum
Sometimes I dont.
Sometimes I like four play
But all I really want is to hold you tight
Jerk you right.
Blow you all night
Baby all I need is time.
I don't wanna be so shy
But every time i'm alone i wonder why
Hope that you will finger me
You'll see that you're the only one in me
I wanna beleive in every move that you make
Cuz you moan so loud
But if you really want me
Pump Slow
There's things about me you just have to know.
Sometimes I cum
'Sometimes I dont
Sometimes i like four play
But all i really want is to hold you tight
Jerk you right
Just hang around and you'll see
Theres no where I'd rather be
If you love me
Finger me
The way that I jerk you.
Sometimes I cum
Sometimes I dont
Sometimes I like four play
But all i really want is to hold you tight
Jerk you right


Sometimes


Men tell they're afraid of me
That they can't stomach looking directly at me.
Its not that i don't wanna bathe
But i even scare the water away.
I wanna believe in everything that you say
'cause it sounds so real
Since you wont stay, i eat more meals
There's things about me you dont wanna know
CHORUS:
Sometimes guys run
Sometimes they hide
Most times they're scared of me.
But all i really want is to hold you tight
Fly my kite, tie you up at nights
Baby all i need is time.
I don't want you to die
Everytime i am alone i wonder why
Hope you'll come back someday
Maybe by Valentine's Day
I wanna believe in everything you say
Even though its not true
And my favourite color aint baby blue.
Thats one thing you dont know.
CHORUS
All i really want is to hold you tight
Fly my kite, tie you up at nights
Baby all i need's a knife.
If you hang around you'll see
There's nowhere else that i can be
I'm even wanted in Tennessee
Justin, i still love you.
Oh yeah.
CHORUS x 2
All i really want is to hold you tight
Fly my kite, tie you up at nights.
Baby all you need is time.


Sometimes:
You tell me you're in love with me
You tell me you're in love with me
That you can't take your pretty eyes away from me
It's not that I don't want to stay
It's just your words don't sound right that way
I wanna believe in everything that you say
Cuz it sounds so good
But if you really want me, oh no
There's things about me you just have to know
Chorus:
I'm a big slut
Now get this right
usually I'm a bitch
But all I really want is to hold you tight
Treat you right, be with you day and night
but, Baby, I just can't lie
I don't wanna tell you why, uh-uh
Everytime that I'm alone I wonder why
Hope that you will wait for me
You'll see that, you won't want a slut like me
I wanna believe in everything that you say
Ah cuz it sounds so good
But if you really want me, oh no
There's things about me, you just have to know
Chorus
Just hang around and you'll see
There's no where I'd rather be
But, baby I just can't lie
you're not even my kind of guy
Chorus Twice
All I really want is to hold you tight
Be with you day and night (fade...)
That you can't take your pretty eyes away from me
It's not that I don't want to stay
It's just your words don't sound right that way
I wanna believe in everything that you say
Cuz it sounds so good
But if you really want me, oh no
There's things about me you just have to know
Chorus:
I'm a big slut
Now get this right
usually I'm a bitch
But all I really want is to hold you tight
Treat you right, be with you day and night
but, Baby, I just can't lie
I don't wanna tell you why, uh-uh
Everytime that I'm alone I wonder why
Hope that you will wait for me
You'll see that, you won't want a slut like me
I wanna believe in everything that you say
Ah cuz it sounds so good
But if you really want me, oh no
There's things about me, you just have to know
Chorus
Just hang around and you'll see
There's no where I'd rather be
But, baby I just can't lie
you're not even my kind of guy
Chorus Twice
All I really want is to hold you tight
Be with you day and night (fade...)
You tell me you're in love with me
That you can't take your pretty eyes away from me
It's not that I don't want to stay
It's just your words don't sound right that way
I wanna believe in everything that you say
Cuz it sounds so good
But if you really want me, oh no
There's things about me you just have to know
Chorus:
I'm a big slut
Now get this right
usually I'm a bitch
But all I really want is to hold you tight
Treat you right, be with you day and night
but, Baby, I just can't lie
I don't wanna tell you why, uh-uh
Everytime that I'm alone I wonder why
Hope that you will wait for me
You'll see that, you won't want a slut like me
I wanna believe in everything that you say
Ah cuz it sounds so good
But if you really want me, oh no
There's things about me, you just have to know
Chorus
Just hang around and you'll see
There's no where I'd rather be
But, baby I just can't lie
you're not even my kind of guy
Chorus Twice
All I really want is to hold you tight
Be with you day and night (fade...)

All The Time
This is to the tune of 'Sometimes'


O hi my name is britney
You might know me as the ho with the fake boobies
I can't help my naughty ways
But let me tell ya that this lifestyle really pays
I want to fonder with your franks & beans
I know it feels so good
But if you really want this - ooooh ohhhh
Theres things about me ya just got to know
My boobs are fake
My ass ain't real
My face may frighten you
but all i want is to squeeze it tight
and jack it right
play with you day & night
baby i don't take much time
I'm not gonna sit & lie
Me & justin's been together many times
I hope that your not mad @ me
You'll see that he's not all he's cranked up to be
I want to fonder with your franks & beans
I know it feels so good
But if you really want this oooh ohhh
There's things about me you just got 2 know
My tummy's tucked
My thighs were sucked
My lips were collagen
But all i really wanted was my nose fixed
My hair fixed
And i ended up like this
Don't you wish that you were as hot as me
With this body
Be in this day & night
Baby i don't take much time
Just hanging round you can see
These aren't my real boobies
You can trust that I've paid for theeeeese
The way that you can
Pay for me

Crazy Paraodies

Crazy


Baby
I'm so into you
But your not the only one
That I've ever screwed.
Baby
You spin me around
My hair extensions
Fall right to the ground
Everytime you look at me
I do my shimmy
And you start to flee
Loving you means so much more
But it's not as fun to me as being a whore
*chorus*
I drive you crazy
You just can't sleep
I'm so annoying
And, I'm such a geek
Ohh crazy
I wear clothes too tight
Baby thinkin' of me
Keeps me busy all night
You tell me
I look like a goat
And I can't even
Reach a high note
Don't tell me
You wanna be free
Just cuz my make up
Is done all shitty
Loving you means so much more
But it's as fun to me as being a whore
*chorus*
Crazy
I'm so confused
I'm such a ditz
And I have fake boobs
Crazy
But they feel alright
Every day and every night


Masturbation


Baby
I'm so in to me
I got that somethin
What can it be?
Baby
I moved it around
the bed is shakin
I cant feel the ground
Loving me means so much more
More than anythig I ever felt before
Masturbation
I just can't sleep
I'm so excited
It's in so deep.
ohh ooo
Its CRAZY
but it feels alright
baby masturbation keeps me up all night
Bang Me
You're so into me
That I'm the only
one you will see
tell me
I'm not in the blue
that I'm not wastin my finger on you
Gettin off means so much more
More than anythig I ever felt before
Masturbation
I just cant sleep
I'm so excited
It's in so deep.
Its CRAZY
But it feels so good.
Baby Masturbatin keeps me up all night!

[What's With The]Horsehair

Horsehair!
(a bunch of girls walk out with wigs and schoolgirl outfits on)
Britney, what's wrong with you?
You've got that horsehair, what can we do?
Britney, you spin it around
Your head it moving
While your wig hits the ground
Everytime you look at me
Your hair is flying
How can you see?
What's with the horsehair?
You just can't see
It's all over, and horses have fleas
Whoa, horsehair...but it feels like straw
Britney thinkin' of it keeps me up all night
You tell me, it's really your hair
That it really, grows two feet at night
You tell me, it don't smell like poo,
That Farmer Ted didn't bring it for you
Everytime I look at you, I feel like heaving- what did you do?
What with the horsehair
You just cant see
It's all over, and horses have fleas
Whoa, horsehair...but it feels like straw
Britney thinking of it keeps me up all night
(Then everyone sits on chairs and spins around in them waving their wigs wildly. Britney appears over them with her hair in 'horse tails' and a 'Crazy' sign appears over her. She yells, "Stop!" The dancers look stumped and so does some random guy standing there. Then the DJ starts the music again and everyone forgets Brit and her awful hair.)
Your hair drives me crazy, Britney
Oh and it smells like crap
Oh and it looks like it too
Britney thinkin of it keeps me up all night!
You drive me crazy!
Britney: Ow! Stick it! Whoa crazy, but it feels alright...(Britney gets pushed off the 2 story balcony she was standing on and she utters her last "ow".)
Oh, horsehair, but it feels like straw. Britney thinkin of it keeps us up all night!


Bottom of my Broken heart Paraodies


From The Bottom Of My Silicone


"Never look down," you said.
How was I to know they'd hurt me so?
Skankiness up ahead, booblessness behind
Where do i go?
And you didn't see
All of my agony
All of my ticks and flees
did you now, still i love them somehow
CHORUS:
From the bottom of my silicone
There's just a thing or two i'd like you to know
I was an airhead
I was a bimbo
From the first disses from my fellow ho's
From the bottom of my hair extensions
Eventhough time may heal my open wounds
You helped me get boobs
I never had boobs
'Til there was you
From the bottom of my silicone
"Lady," I said,
"Please stay. Don't close your eyes and don't turn away
We could have worked things out
You can have have him during my paper route
But you put a knife through my new boobs, through my life
And i'm back where i got them again.
At first i thought they could mend.
CHORUS
I promised myself
but to somebody else
And they made it so perfectly clear
That kind of money is rare
CHORUS
"Never look down" you said.
How was i to know i'd love them so?


From the bottom of my slutty heart:

"Never come back," you said
How was I to know I'd be a hoe?
slutiness up ahead, bitchiness behind
Where do I go?
And you didn't hear all my joy through my tears
All my hopes through my fears
and your cow still misses you somehow
CHORUS:
From the bottom of my sluty heart
There's just a thing or two I'd like her to know
I was your first hoe, I was your only hoe
From the first pigs to the very last crows
From the bottom of my sluty heart
Even though time may find me somebody new
I was your one hoe, I was your only hoe
You were my Boooooooooooooo
From the bottom of my sluty heart
"Baby," I said, "please stay".
Give our love a chance for one more day
We could have worked things out
I'm not such a Bitch, I'll start to pout
But I put a dart
Through your dreams, through your heart
And I'm back where I started again
It will never end
CHORUS
You promised yourself, but to somebody else,
and now she must die
will it be you or I?
CHORUS
"Never come back," you said
How was I to know I'd be a hoe?

Oops shes a HOE again

Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
I think I did it again
I made you believe that I hate Justin
Oh baby
It might seem like a lie
But it doesn't mean that I'm gonna cry
'Cause to lose all my fans
That is just so typically me
Oh baby, baby
:Chorus:
Oops!...I did it again
I screwed with Justin, got lost in the game
Oh baby, baby
Oops!...You think I'm a dork!
Cuz I used a forrrkkk
I love to masterbate yeah!
You see my problem is this
I'm screwing away
Wishing that vibrators, they truly exist
I cry, fitting 3 in
Can't you see I'm a fool in so many ways
But to lose all my fans
That is just so typically me
Baby, oh
:Chorus:
Oops!...I did it again
I screwed with Justin, got lost in the game
Oh baby, baby
Oops!...You think I'm a dork!
Cuz I used a forrrkkk
I love to masterbate yeah!
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
"WHERES THE WHORE??"
"Britney, before you go, there's something I want you to have"
"Oh, the condom, but wait a minute, didnt it...?"
"Yeah, yes it did"
"But I thought the condom had broke when we got done"
"Well baby, I thought we could try to use it again"
"Aww of course hehe"
Oops!...I did it again to your dick
Got lost in this sex game, oh baby baby
Oops!...You think that I used a fooooooooorrrkkkk
I love to masterbate!!!!!!!

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