Dirty Jokes - The funny remote controlled fart machine, a joke gag item, great for pranks and april fool's day comedy.

Embarrass your boss, friends and family - Funniest gag gift ever made!

The Hilarious New Remote
Controlled Fart Machine 2006

This wild gag gift works Thru Walls with natural sounding Farts!

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As seen & heard on Howard Stern, Jay Leno, and Rosie O'Donnell shows! The Best Fart Machine Available!


The ultimate practical joke tool. Works from a Long distance away and through walls! From another room, just simply push the button on the remote and listen to it FART!

Warning: You may injure or wet yourself laughing with this Gut-Busting joke novelty - be prepared.

We have the Original Fart Machine! You can now purchase the Funniest prank product ever produced! The Remote Controlled Fart Machine 2006 is the high tech replacement for the now obsolete Whoopee Cushion. Armed with this device, you can embarrass your victim whenever the mood strikes you.

Features realistic fart sounds for extra realism! Works great in a crowded office, classroom, church, meeting hall and parties! Best used against senior, shy or uptight people!


Whether you are entertaining friends, or complete strangers, this is a blast. Every prankster needs at least one fart machine in their arsenal.
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Caution: You May Die Laughing!

It features NEW Realistic STINKY Fart Sounds... Use it anywhere... at parties, school, movies, office, in a baby's diaper or in the Thanksgiving Turkey! Think of the pranks you can play when the family members come over this holiday season. The Remote Controlled Fart Machine 2006 is a two piece fun machine. It's sophisticated radio transmitter and receiver will enable you to use from other rooms in your home or from outdoor distances. The remote is the size of a remote car key and when pressed it activates a 3" battery powered speaker that emits one of several unique fart sounds one at a time. Just place the noise-making portion of the Fart Machine under a chair, table ( double-sided stick tape included) or in any inconspicuous location, and keep the remote control device hidden in your pocket. When your victim gets near the machine, just press the button and get ready for the laughs! You don't even have to be in the same room to activate it.

Order Our NEW Remote Controlled Fart Machine with Realistic Fart Sounds...
The Original Remote Controlled Fart Machine: Only $29.95
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