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Here we have a team that has won five Superbowls, and they still suck! I will be the first to admit that the Cowboys do have alot of fans. Back in the 1970's it was quite commen for the Cowboys to play an away game on an opponent's field, and actually have more fans cheering for the Cowboys than the home team. This was how the Cowboys got the name "America's Team." Well, America likes a winner, and the times have changed. In the mid 80's, America was rooting for the Chicago Bears. In the late 80's and early 90's, America was rooting for the San Francisco 49ers. More recently, the Green Bay Packers and the St. Louis Rams have been "Americas' Teams." You see, America likes a winner. Cowboys, can't you just get it through your thick heads that you suck and America no longer cares about you anymore?



Wanna know how good the Cowboys are today? Just look at Emmitt Smith's stats. The Cowboys have already proved that anyone can lead the club. If Troy Aikman goes down, they just bring in someone off the bench and he doesn't miss a beat. Emmitt Smith is the Dallas Cowboys. If they lose him to an injury or a contract dispute, the Cowboys can't win. You might say the Cowboys are a one-man team and the rest of the team SUCKS!



Here are some of my favorite Dallas Cowboys Jokes:

Q: What do you call a drug ring in Dallas?
A: A huddle.

Q: Four Dallas Cowboys in a car, who's driving?
A: The police.

Q: Why can't Michael Irvin get into a huddle on the field anymore?
A: It is a parole violation for him to associate with known felons.

Doctors say because of Michael Irvin's broken clavicle, it will be 6-8 weeks before he can video a team mate having sex.

I understand Chicago is trying to sign Michael Irvin. They got rid of the refrigerator, so now they want a coke machine.

The Dallas newspapers reported yesterday that Texas Stadium is going to take out the artificial turf because the Cowboys play better on "grass".

The Dallas Cowboys adopted a new "Honor System", Yes your Honor, No your Honor.

The Cowboys had a 12 and 5 season this year, 12 arrests, 5 convictions.

The Cowboys knew they had to do something for their defense, so they hired a new defensive coordinator: Johnny Cochran

Q: How do the Dallas Cowboys spend their first week at spring training?
A: Studying the Miranda Rights.