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WARNING! Some jokes may be offensive to some. The Dirty Jokes Section contains a numerous amount of "gay" jokes, If you can't handle it do not read them and go here. This page does not condone hatred of any kind toward any race, creed or other. So if you don't like a joke about your favorite driver, Change the names, Just please don't make any of them into Mark Martin Jokes(And what kind of an Asshola Would?), That is all I ask. Now enough of this baby pandering, You enjoy the jokes Now!

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Page Last Updated on March 24, 2001

My prayers go out to #3 "The Intimidator", "The Man In Black" Dale Earnhardt and his family . R.I.P.

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I'm now totally disabled! WooHoo!!! Up Front Parking!! I guess that offsets the ability to walk long distances!

By request, I should introduce myself.
I am Joe Honaker. I'm a big Mark Martin fan. My other top favorites are Bobby Labonte, Jeff Burton, Ward Burton, Matt Kenseth, Dave Blaney, Steve Park and Dale Earnhardt Jr., but I like them all, except for maybe 1 or 2(let's see if you can guess who). I started this page to fill the existing void. I went looking for a Nascar Joke Page and only found maybe 3 jokes worth a damn, so I started compiling and converting jokes and wrote a great deal of original jokes myself. The page started with 7 jokes on December 20, 1997 and it has grown into what you see now.
I am originally from Montcalm, WV, I left WV in 1993 to find work in my field. I have a B.S. in Computer Science from Bluefield State College. I currently reside in Raleigh, NC. If you are looking to hire a Computer programmer/operator/support/web design/autocad/tester/misc in the Southern WV(Bluefield, WV) or Western VA area, contact me for my resume. I wish to return to the hills!

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I told my boss about the page and after 6 months of claiming he'd been here, he finally went after another boss congratulated him on his sense of humor for letting me get away with this picture representing him. He was not amused.

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