THE GREAT DEBATE
I SHOULD DO THIS MORE OFTEN
POWER POINT PRESENTATION "SAVE TARGET AS" CLICK HERE
STAR WRECK VS THE NEXT GERIATRICS
The cheezy poof question is a good one that we must find the answer to
…Mr. Rose has COME BACK to the philadelphia area!
I was vacationing in nashville, tn, my friends…nope…didn't get laid, but did get hit on at a bar…just visitin' an old friend, miss kimberly…she visited me many years ago…we just decided to catch up and hang out…I think I woulda' gotten laid if I'd been driving myself and coulda' sent kim off…but alack and alas…this is just motivatioin to return to nashville for some good ole' southern hospitality…and to enter the self-proclaimed "world's largest bookstore"…which I did not do…nope, didn't go to the grand ole' opry either…next trip…
So…as for the cheetos…that was the frito-lay company, if I'm not mistaken…please forward me the date of wrestlemania and I shall commence my next lobbying campaign…and don't think I haven't been thinkin' about this…next up on the agenda: enlsit the aid of trey parker and matt stone…the creators of "south park"…I think they have some affinity for cheezy poofs…
And, oh, MY!, did I love my man terrible terry tate's extended vacatioin segment! They really need to make this thing grow…we got an owner…but we need a coach…maybe some linemen…some fan appreciation entering the building…and, of course, a persistent offense…meaning persistent offenders to taunt and elude terry…
I chuckle even as I ponder this…
C-ya'!
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FIVE TIMES!
THE START OF THE GREAT DEBATE
Then in the words of the greates starship capt. of all
time...........ENGAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I THINK MR. KIRK AND MR. SULU HAVE BEEN EXPOSED FOR THE FRAUDS THEY ARE ON THE HOWARD STERN SHOW..........
Stop this blasphemy!
IF YOU ARE REFERING TO THOSE "GREEN CHICK BANGIN, OVERACTING, TIN CAN SPACESHIP FLYING, WHALE LOVERS"...THEN YOU WOULD BE CORRECT, MY FINE FEATHERED FRIEND!
The Steelers touched on all facets of the free agency experience Wednesday — entertaining, signing and inviting.
While they were meeting with linebacker/special teams ace Clint Kriewaldt and Houston Texans safety Eric Brown— and eventually signing Kriewaldt — the Steelers made plans to address, perhaps, the most glaring hole on their team.
Baltimore Ravens quarterback Jeff Blake is scheduled to arrive in Pittsburgh on Sunday night and will discuss with Steelers coaches and officials the vacant backup job behind Tommy Maddox. The Ravens are hoping to re-sign Blake, who replaced injured Chris Redman as the starter for the final 10 games last season, but contract talks with Blake's agent, Ralph Cindrich, aren't going well.
"There is no question Baltimore is considering him as a starting guy," Cindrich said. "If that's going to occur, he wants to make sure he can adjust the contract so it reflects that."
How Ricardo Montalban didn't receive an oscar nomination for that performance still puzzles me 21 years later!
thats pretty simple, he overacted like the rest of the stiffs.....and who can forget his chilling performances on fantasy island!!!!
Okay okay Mr Mayor.....
I apologize for not addressing this issue sooner. The emails were going to my work address and I was on vacation. However, now that I have returned, I certainly will respond to the scurrilous, ignorant and malformed assertions presented thus far.
Starting with the most recent mailings…the Oscars. I don't care. That really has no bearing on a films popularity or worth in our society, if it did, we'd all, always, be discussing the fine shorts, foreign and documentary winners. We don't. I respect the Oscars for the statements they make about the past year's film production. But I certainly don't use that information as my source for quality, exemplary, grand entertainment. For that I use my own eyes and common sense. Thus we address…hopefully...finally…
Star Trek. The original. The genesis of All things Star Trek. From just this statement, you can see that the original will never be bettered. However, if proof is necessary…
First of all let's look at the crew...
The names Kirk, Spock, McCoy and Scotty will be
remembered and revered for all time. Sulu, Chekov and Uhuru aren't far
behind...now...what will the legacy of TNG leave us. Picard.
Perhaps. Then what? Number 1? No one will remember Riker...oh,
except that he Destroys starships. And Crusher? Well, that's the
best Picard could do. Picard's Bitch is what she'll be remembered as.
The bald headed one couldn't get laid by a green woman, or multiple heads of
state, or famous historical figures because he was a boring, traitorous coward.
He not only failed the Federation, twice, he betrayed it: He let Q lead take his
ship to the Borg and then allowed the Borg to find Federation space. Kirk
would've had the Borg in another galaxy tryin' to find their way back for, oh, i
don't know...a bazillion years! And Kirk would've died before he let a
machine control him...and, lets face it, as soon as he was plugged into the
thing, it would've crumpled...and he was single-handedly responsible for the
destruction of most of Starfleet. Kirk Never Would, Never Could, Never Did
such a thing...
And who other than Picard earned Captain rank in TNG? Hmmm? NO ONE! We saw some dream sequence stuff; however, I'm sure that Captain Spock and Captain Sulu weren't dreams. That means Kirk was a leader and Picard was, oh...what? An explorer? Sounds like another word for punk ass bitch who let his crew treat the Enterprise like a big simulator that they could blow up whenever they wanted. Except, it was the Real Ship. We also know that Bones got to be an admiral. Since he made sure the Enterprise-D got launched ok. You remember the Enterprise-D yes? The ship that Riker (that's his name 'cause i know you would've forgotten by now.)...let...get...BLOWN UP! Because the engineer. The chief engineer of the ship couldn't say, "Oh, maybe they did something to my eyes, perhaps i should stay in sickbay since i just got kidnapped, like what happens to Captain Piss, i mean Picard all the time, and am probably going to be used against us, Also like happens to Captain Punk, I mean Picard all the time."
As for villiains, Kirk was a captain when the Federation was at war with everybody....Q would never have bested Kirk...Jean-Luc couldn't even keep him off the ship...Khan certainly would've had the Borg as His bitches...that would almost have made a good movie for TNG. Since there were NONE. What killed Star Trek movies? The Death of Captain Kirk. And who, ultimately, was responsible for Kirk's death? Oh, that's right. captain picard.
And as for physics and starships...there are no aerodynamic issues IN SPACE. Doesn't matter if the thing looks like a brick or a dart. There's No ATMOSPHERE.
I have more to say, but that is more than enough for now...
TRUE DAT BRUDDER!!!!!