A Little Home Nest Humor
Hunter's Version of the Top 10 Signs of a Big Buck
1. To fit his rack in your trailer you had to move to a triple-wide
2. Before you shot this buck you noticed his hindquarters
leave the ground when he
lowered his head to feed.
3. Your taxidermist charged you by the pound.
4. When you first found this buck's rubs you
thought someone had started to clear cut.
5. The rack looks so lethal, you needed a permit to bring it home.
6. Whenever you show a photo of you and your deer,
everyone wants to know who the kid
with the beard is.
7. Even though you were sitting in your tree stand, it was a level shot.
8. Rather than hang your mount on the wall,
you had to display it on a reinforced floor.
9. When you brought the buck home, the ceramic deer
on your lawn ran away.
10. If you removed all the velvet off a rack this size,
you could make seat covers for your truck.
One day 3 guys go hunting, John, Jeff, and BJ.
John gets the first deer fo the day. While he is
field dressing the deer, Jeff has to take a crap,
so he tells them and runs off. Jeff took off his pants,
got on a tree branch and fell to sleep.
BJ takes the deer entrails and puts them under where Jeff is sitting,
making Jeff think he crapped his guts out.
One hour later, Jeff comes charging up the hill yelling
" Hey Guys! You can't believe what just happened to me.
I fell asleep taking a crap and shit my guts out.
But thank God and these two fingers, I got 'em all back up in there...."
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