- new on 2/2/2001 @ Lazy Chameleon: New bet between the Rookie, the Commissioner and Manager D. Bame:  If the Rookie wins the league, Doug and I will pay him $50.  If he comes in last, he pays us $5.  Anything else is a push.
        Rookie, how's that wallet looking?

- Paul and Bryan:  $10 for the higher finisher
        Sorry Paul!

- Tom and Doug:  $20 for the higher finisher
        Doug draws blood here!

- Dave and Big J:  If Dave finishes higher, Big J takes Dave to an OSU game; if Big J beats Dave, Dave takes J to a Bengals game
    A Bengals game?  What's the point in J wining?

- Paul and Big J:  $10 on team's grand total points for the Majors.  (Memorial is not included in this bet)
    Paul - sorry about your luck

- Monica and Phill:  If Monica does not finish in the Top 5, she owes Phill a beer and a lap dance.  If she does finish in the Top 5, Phill buys her a beer and a lap dance.  Paul to supervise.
        Paul, I think supervision is the key here.  Monica, good thing you've been doing that Buns of Steel workout.  It's going to come in handy!

Al and Big J:  by the US Open, one of Al's top 3 players will be out injured.  There's a pitcher of beer riding on this.  
        Duval was already out several weeks with Pussy Wrist Syndrome.  In the eyes of this reporter, that makes Big J the proud owner of an ice cold pitcher of fresh, frothy lager!

- Tom and Big J:  who will score more points for their team:  John Daly or Nick Price.  There's two sleeves of Titleist golf balls to the winner.
        Rookie, maybe you can find some Titleist in the weeds next time you play.  Just make sure you find 6 of them!

Bryan and Big J:  losing manager buys dinner at the Buckeye Hall of Fame cafe for winning manager and spouse.
        What do you want to eat J?  Maybe we could just swing by the drive-thru at White Castle.