Some Norm-isms
 | SAM: "What's shaking Norm?" |
| NORM: "All four cheeks & a couple of chins." |
| SAM: "What's new Normie?" |
| NORM: "Terrorists, Sam. They've taken over my stomach & they're demanding beer." |
| SAM: "What'd you like Normie?" |
| NORM: "A reason to live. Give me another beer." |
| SAM: "What'll you have Normie?" |
| NORM: "Well, I'm in a gambling mood Sammy. I'll take a glass of whatever comes out of that tap." |
| SAM: "Looks like beer, Norm." |
| NORM: "Call me Mister Lucky." |
| SAM: "Hey Norm, how's the world been treating you?" |
| NORM: "Like a baby treats a diaper." |
| WOODY: "What's the story Mr. Peterson?" |
| NORM: "The Bobbsey twins go to the brewery. Let's cut to the happy ending." |
| WOODY: "Hey Mr.Peterson, there's a cold one waiting for you." |
| NORM: "I know, if she calls, I'm not here." |
| SAM: "Beer, Norm?" |
| NORM: "Have I gotten that predictable? Good." |
| SAM: "Whatcha up to Norm?" |
| NORM: "My ideal weight if I were eleven feet tall." |
| WOODY: "How's it going Mr. Peterson?" |
| NORM: "Poor." |
| WOODY: "I'm sorry to hear that." |
| NORM: "No, I mean pour." |
| SAM: "How's life treating you Norm?" |
| NORM: "Like it caught me sleeping with its wife." |
| SAM: "What's going down, Normie?" |
| NORM: "My butt cheeks on that bar stool." |
| WOODY: "Pour you a beer, Mr. Peterson?" |
| NORM: "Alright, but stop me at one.....make that one-thirty." |
| WOODY: "How's it going Mr. Peterson?" |
| NORM: "It's a dog eat dog world, Woody & I'm wearing Milk Bone underwear." |
| SAM: "What's the story Norm?" |
| NORM: "Boy meets beer. Boy drinks beer. Boy meets another beer." |
| WOODY: "What's going on Mr. Peterson?" |
| NORM: "The question is what's going in Mr. Peterson? |
| WOODY:A beer Mr. Peterson?" |
| NORM: "A little early isn't it, Woody?" |
| WOODY: "For a beer?" |
| NORM: "No, for stupid questions." |
