Mood: silly
Now Playing: eggplant in my pants
Annett came to town yesterday, I haven't really been doing anything except going to school and doing homework so I haven't felt like writing about it. I've been taking a lot of pictures and I'm going to start getting prints of them and see if anyone wants to buy them.
I have this note that me and Brandie wrote in math class and I want to throw it awy, but think its funny so I'm going to type it here
A=Me
B=Brandie
A-Someone smells like sweaty pits. It's burning my nose.
B-I smell soiled laundry or a wet-dog smell my nose hairs have split ends now, shit now I'll never win the contest.
A-Maybe its the math that smells bad. Does this sound like crazy jibberish to you? Why don't we just subtract instead of adding negative number? No wonder scientists are a little crazy. They just spent to much time in math class.
B-Lets split some hairs shall we. Lets count the molecules in space until our cells disintigrate. Ha-ha Mark Twain, Edgar Allen Poe was a ho. Lets brush our hair with our toothbrushes and use socks for mittens.Lets play piano so we can hear the trumpet. Lets buy a 1 cent candy for ninety-nice cents. Does this make sence?
A-Perfect cents! We should add the opposite turn it into a negative positive additional subtraction and add parenthesis that will cancel the whole thing out.
B-It's kinda like bowling, set up the pins then knock em' down over and over. One plus one is 3, I swear it stinks like hot ass in here. If my friend isn't sleeping, do you want a ride home? I have a car.We made plans for today,but he falls asleep a lot. I think he's a narcoleptic.
A-Sure that would be awsome except I want to go to the library for a while. That guy behind me is really annoying. I want to slap his lower lip with a rotten fish.