| Welcome to Shannon's House O' Storage (a make-believe web site) |
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 I'm sure you've heard of this place. It is the best place to
store ANYTHING, and it's FREE! (No just kidding. It'll
cost you an arm and a leg . . . well at least an arm.)
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 You'll be greeted by our friendly management. Meet
"Shannon the Cannon" in person! Just DON'T cross her! But the real reason you're here is because you've got too much
crap. That's why we'll give you MONSTER deals on storage
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