Star Trekkies (Chronology)


The Star Trekkies story began as a trilogy, and as I was writing Star Trekkies #1: Enterprise, I would occasionally let my mind run wild in another fic. Therefore, all the non-numbered stories listed here (without "Star Trekkies" in the title as well) are humor or non-Trekkie-canon unless indicated otherwise.

Character profiles can be found here.

As with the Star Trek (Canon and AUs) fanfiction, Green letters indicate episodes or movies. Red indicates stories that are not yet written.


Visitor - (Stardate: N/A) Allison gets a late-night visit from a character she is quite familiar with, and he gives her a piece of his mind. (non-Trekkie-canon)

Star Trekkies: The Side Story (By Steve "Super Hurricane") - (Stardate: N/A) A canon prequel to Star Trekkies #1: Enterprise. Fellow Trekkie and fanfiction writer Steve aka Super Hurricane takes the helm and dictates his own story, explaining how he ended up at the Star Trek convention.

Star Trekkies #1: Enterprise - (Stardate: 4836.5.) Seven teenagers are abducted from a Star Trek convention and are genetically manipulated by a mysterious race of aliens. Once rescued by the U.S.S. Enterprise (no bloody A, B, C, or D), the seven teenagers learn to adapt to life in the 23rd Century and beyond.

The Paradise Syndrome - (Stardate: 4842.6.) The Enterprise is en route to deflect an asteroid that is on a collision course with a nearby planet. After surveying the planet by beaming down, Kirk is seperated from his landing party and loses consciousness. When he awakens, all his memories are gone. The native tribe take him in as their local god, name him Kirok, and he marries a woman named Miramanee. The Enterprise has left orbit, and it is not certain whether or not they will make it back in time to save the planet. Takes place during the last half of Star Trekkies #1.

Hooligan's Island - (Stardate: 4836.5.) A brief parody of Star Trekkies #1, to the tune of "Gilligan's Island."

Star Trekkies: Soar (by Jessie "Rianna.") - (Stardate N/A) A canon mini-sequel to Star Trekkies #1: Enterprise. Jessie records her thoughts and feelings about being a half-Klingon in a universe that despises and denounces her species and heritage.

My Commander Has A First Name, It's S-P-O-C-K... - (Stardate: Irrelevant.) A short, non-serious romance between Allison and Spock at a party. This is why Vulcans don't drink alcohol. (non-Trekkie-canon)

I've Got A Lovely Bunch Of Trekkie Nuts... - (Stardate: Irrelevant.) The seven time travelers put on a show in the Rec Room, singing songs, playing musical instruments, and cracking up the audience with their antics. (non-Trekkie-canon) Rated PG-13.

Star Trek: The Motion Picture - (Stardate: 7412.6.) Nearly three years after the end of the five-year mission, the crew of the Enterprise is reunited as they attempt to save the world from certain destruction at the hands of an unknown entity called V'Ger.

Star Trekkies #2: Yel'Hal-tor - (Stardate: 8105.2.) Commander Allison "Ael" is promoted to Captain and given control of her own ship. Gathering up her fellow time travelers, the U.S.S. Yel'Hal-tor sets sail on its own five-year mission. But the Abductors are not done with 21st Century Earth, and the seven time travelers come face-to-face with people from their past. Rated PG-13.

Star Trek II: The Wrath Of Khan - (Stardate: 8130.4.) Somewhere around 8 years after the first Star Trek film, Admiral James T. Kirk is an Academy instructor, desk-bound, in San Francisco. On a routine training mission, the Enterprise crew (composed mostly of cadets) runs into unexpected trouble at Regulus as Khan Noonien Singh, an old nemesis of Kirk's, hijacks the Reliant and steals the powerful Genesis torpedo. Admiral Kirk takes the conn and a space battle of epic proportions unfold, but one Enterprise member will lose his life. Takes place during Star Trekkies #2.

Ael's In Love With A Lieutenant Commander - (Stardate: Irrelevant.) A semi-sequel to "My Commander Has A First Name, It's S-P-O-C-K..." This one's a parody set to the tune of "My Baby's In Love With Eddie Vedder," sung by me (Ael) to Spock about a certain someone...

Crystal and the Azure - (Stardate: Undetermined.) A song parody of "Brothers Under The Sun" about two very special creatures.

Star Trek: Generations - (Stardate: Undetermined/48650.1.) Captain James T. Kirk, retired, attends the christening ceremony of the new Enterprise-B. The party is crashed as a distress call is sent out by two nearby ships, caught in an energy ribbon. The Enterprise-B makes a daring rescue, but the new captain is obviously inexperienced, and to top it all off, the starship itself is unfinished. Kirk seemingly gives his life saving the crippled ship, and his friends mourn the sudden loss of a dear friend. 78 years later, Captain Jean-Luc Picard accidentally ventures into the energy ribbon known as the Nexus and finds Captain Kirk alive and well, happily dreaming in a state of non-existance. The future captain eventually persuades Kirk to follow him back to the 24th Century, but after saving a planet, Kirk is killed.

Star Trekkies #3: Kaunshuk - Immediately before the christening of the U.S.S. Enterprise-B, all the time travelers vanish from Starfleet and the Federation. No one knows where they are, what they're doing, or even if they're still alive. 78 years later, not long after the death of James T. Kirk on Veridian III, the time travelers emerge in the 24th Century to rescue their fallen hero, in defiance of the temporal prime directive and all "Berman Trek" of the 20th/21st Centuries.

Can't Keep A Captain Down - (Stardate: Irrelevant.) A serious parody of "Can't Keep A Good Man Down."

I Remember Jimmy - (Stardate: Irrelevant.) A semi-serious parody of "I Remember Larry."

The Dragon Trekkies - (Stardate: N/A.) A song parody of "The Great Adventure", which spans the last two Trekkie books.