WARNING: Some of these jokes may not be appropriate for young children.
Space... Were out there babe.
You are the voyuers watching the star ship Enterprise.
It's 3 season mission,
to seek out, new jokes and humorous situations.
To Ackwardly go, where only MG has gone before!
DAAA DEEE, DA Da da de deee...
"They must have had one hell of a party here last night."
"Ooo! this looks good."
"We have to take some of this **** back with us. I am so-o-o-o-o ****ing wasted."
"Someday my prince will come."
"So, THIS is where all the women are."
"Your adenoids feel a little swollen. Open your mouth and stick out your tongue."
"Ah, mama!"
"Did I ever tell you how much I'm turned on by one-legged men?"
"O-o-oh my-y-y Go-o-o-o-o-od! That hair cut is horrible!"
"Damn it! I'm a doctor, not a barber!"
"Looks good on you."
"He died from terminal hickeys."
"And that beautiful, busty blond was the last woman seen with him. Who could have done such a thing?"
"Could you sign it, 'to my dear friend Uhura'?"
"Well, . . . ."
"Oh, please, please, please, please, please,?"
"Shh! I'm not going to tell you again!"
"Well, put simply, captain, he was sucked dry."
"What could do this sort of thing?"
"I've met a few girls in Alabama that could come close but nothing like this."
"I wish there was someone like that here. It's been too long."
"He's dead. Must strike dramatic pose."
"Crewman, I've never seen you before so I'm going to trust you and take you back to the ship."
"They haven't got a clue."
****What is it about a woman's biology that makes her pick at a man's food? Seriously. I want to know.
"That looks tasty. Wouldn't you like to eat that? Baby! I'd tear that stuff up in a heartbeat."
"Yeah, I can't wait until lunch."
"Yes, I've seen this in the ship's archives. A roadrunner and a wily coyote always at odds with each other."
"I don't know what this stuff is but I'm buzzing like a bee."
"I don't know who you are, mister. But, you're the first black man I've seen. There IS a God."
"Let's see. Is it 'take TWO now and one later or ONE now and two later'?"
"What are you thinking about?"
"I'm wondering why the hell women ask that question."
"Want to get high? Doctors have all the best stuff."
"Would you look at the size of that thing on him."
"Yeah, MG. I think my water just broke."
"To dream the impossible dream. To fight the unbeatable foe."
"You'll never take me alive, marshall!"
"I believe we have him pinned down, captain."
"Spock, there's something crawling up my leg!"
"It eats salt and was still alive when I got here eventhough all the salt was gone thousands of years ago."
"Danny boy, the pipes, the pipes are calling."
"Gentlemen, we have a plot hole that needs to be filled. Or we could just ignore it and hope no one ever notices."
"Thank you, captain. I feel much better now."
"Your eyes are getting heavy. Heavy."
"By gum, we got 'im now."
"My God!"
"Pamela, you've really let yourself go since you split with Tommy."
Shot through he heart and you're to blame. You give love a bad name.
****Okay. I have issues. You don't?
"The creature is dead."
"They haven't got a clue."
"Hope we never see THAT planet ever again."