WARNING: Some of these jokes may not be appropriate for young children.
">Space... Were out there babe.
You are the voyuers watching the star ship Enterprise.
It's 3 season mission,
to seek out, new jokes and humorous situations.
To Ackwardly go, where only MG has gone before!
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"What the devil is wrong with the captain?"
"He's jones-ing for a grilled cheese sandwich, Mr. Scott."
"A U. F. O. Quick, somebody get a blurry picture of it."
"I really miss grilled cheese."
"Thank you for beaming me aboard. But, before we go any further, let me take this opportunity to inform you that you should not be mislead by my fanciful manner of attire. I assure you that I am straight as an arrow."
"O-o-o-okay."
"This is my cargo."
"They're going to the Ophiuchus VI colony."
"I see. You work for Federal Express."
******One for the boys.
"I was not aware that Vulcans can be attracted by a beautiful female. Clearly, you are, Mr. Spock."
"I think you'll find that the captain doesn't very easily fall prey to a woman's feminine charms. Trust me, I know."
"I would love to play chess with you, Mr. Scott. However, at the moment, I am fast asleep."
"Mars has too many women in the future so I'm taking some to the Ophiuchus VI colony."
"We'll take you but we have to make a pitstop and refuel. That'll give us more time for a plot."
"Thanks, Wink. Today one of our lucky contestants will go home with this fully-functional diagnostic panel."
"Do you fly this whole big thingy all by yourself?"
"Yes, I do"
"That makes me so-o-o-o-o. . . ."
"Let's play sloppy mouth."
"Bones, there's something odd about those women. I think we need to give them a full physical exam. Old school."
"You think I'm fat, don't you?"
"I am cramping sooooooo bad."
"Listen up and listen up good. WE NEED MIDOL!!!!!!!!!
"I think I remember women. I seem to recall something on all fours."
"Yeah, that's a woman."
"We come in peace. Shoot to kill, shoot to kill, shoot to kill."
"I'd like to have wild sex with you."
"Jeez, I can't watch."
"I could have sworn we parked right in here somewhere."
"This is where I go to mas. . . , I mean, be alone. I have alot of fond memories here."
"God, I need a grilled cheese sandwich. Just one, Lord."
"It almost looks like an old-fashioned computer mouse."
"What are you making?"
"Grilled cheese sandwiches."
"I HATE grilled cheese sandwiches."
"Life will be rough, luxuries are nonexistant and we have nothing in common. I've decided to stay."
"Who would have thought that a bunch of miners out in the middle of nowhere would grab the first piece of female flesh that walked their way? I-i-it's astonishing."
"Got any cheese?"
"We dood it again."