WARNING: Some of these jokes may not be appropriate for young children.
Space... We're out there babe.
You are the voyuers watching the star ship Enterprise.
It's 3 season mission,
to seek out, new jokes and humorous situations.
To Ackwardly go, where only MG has gone before!
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"Wow. I've never seen a cat run THAT fast before."
"Damn! I slipped and got this gold-looking stuff all over my smart-looking coveralls."
"I cut my wittle hand."
"Just my luck. Billions of galaxies in the universe and I find the one that makes its own superglue."
"The first thing I'm going to do is unstick my finger from my head then I'm going to my quarters to do something about these gross underarm stains."
"Ooo, I'm evil! You can tell I'm evil by the light shining up in my face. That means I'm evil. I am soooo evil."
"Kiss me, you mad, impetuous fool."
"God, I'm so young and beautiful!"
"Will that be all, captain?"
"Yes, but watch your back."
"Reminds me of a girl I met on Rigel 7."
"Oobah doobah!"
"You need to stick your chest out more. Like this."
"Don't be shy. Mr. Winky wants to come out and play."
"Now, I'll make a bunny rabbit."
"Room service? Send up a pizza and a bottle of tequila."
"You were a lousy lover, too. You could only go four times."
"That many?"
"O-o-old ma-a-an river."
"I feel so masculine in this body. No, wait. That's another episode."
"What I wouldn't give for some Ex-Lax right about now."
"Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's the fairest one of all?"
"Uh, Enterprise? Yoohoo! Remember us? Would really appreciate a shuttle right about now."
"You've been a naughty boy, Mr. Spock. That dog is a pet, not an object of pleasure."
"He looks just like me."
"No, captain. You look just like him."
"We have to get one back inside of the other."
"Looks like they're doing a good job of it now."
"I love playing Forts."
"Sorry. Had beans for lunch."
"Tickle, tickle, tickle."
Well, if you weren't so cheap you'd get out the mugs. And crack open the Jack Daniel's. You only live once."
"It's worse than that. He's dead, Jim. Dead, Jim. Dead, Jim."
"Not now, Mr. Spock. I have a headache."
"What man wouldn't be attracted by that pointy, blond head of your's?"
"Marshal Kirk here is a-gonna 'rrest ye."
"Hey, Mr. Tambourine Man."
"Stop it! STOP IT! STOP IT!"
"I'll do anything. Just don't sing anymore."
"That better be a roll of quarters in your pocket, buddy."
"Why do I suddenly have the urge to wear women's underwear."