WARNING: Some of these jokes may not be appropriate for young children.
"Marco."
"Polo."
"Mr. Spock, a giant, multi-colored sugar cube is heading our way."
"Hmm, what next? Killer tinker toys?"
"Yeah, Jim. Pump those legs. Get all hot and sweaty for me."
***********One for the girls.
"Your eyes are like limpid pools of moonlit water."
"I just want you to know, sir, that, well, I'm gay."
::frrrrrrrt::
"Oh, yeah."
"It's going to kill us all."
"The radiation is blinding but I will not order the view screen turned off."
"For the love of God, Spock! I'm a jock! Dumb it down for me!!"
"Jeez, I wish these things had muzak. If he sings another note, I'm going to have to kill him."
"37, blond and loves to. . . ! Wo! I've got to meet her!"
"These crazy white people are going to be the death of me."
"Captain, we're being attacked by Dick Clark's Rockin' New Year's Eve!"
"Sixteen men on a dead man's chest. Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum. Everybody!"
"Don't you understand? We have to sing Auld Lang Syne! It's the only way!"
"Captain, certain members of the crew desperately need shore leave."
"Ookee, who poot the leemon een muh cooffee?"
"You have to bend over. The captain of the other ship said he has a warm welcome waiting for you."
"Hewwo."
"I'm hunting wabbits. Huhuhuhuh."
"Will you be my daddy?"
"I may BE your daddy."